Hilarious Pepsi Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pepsi Jokes

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Why was the Pepsi employee fired? He tested positive for coke.

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So I asked the bartender for a rum and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?" "Sure, whatever," I said.

So he handed me a glass of pepsi and coke.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke.

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First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed*

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The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning. They found trace amounts of Coke in *her system.

*I have to be factually correct.

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I feel bad that nobody’s checking up on Coca Cola’s well-being. When everyone asks if Pepsi is okay.

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What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*

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I saw a Pepsi getting run over today It was soda- pressing

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Did you hear about the Pepsi delivery drivers who were fired? They tested positive for coke.

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Handjobs are like Pepsi. Never your first choice but you'll take it anyway.

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I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke

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I just got fired from my job at the Pepsi factory... I tested positive for Coke.

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No one ever asks how Coke is doing. It's always, "Is Pepsi okay"?

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey-coke. Bartender asks if Pepsi is okay and guy says that's fine.

Bartender turns around to make the drink and when finished presents the drink and says "here's your pepsi-coke."

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke

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Man orders a drink from the bar Man: "Rum & Coke please"

Bartender: "Rum and coke? Um, Is Pepsi OK?"

Man: "Yeah, Pepsi is fine."

Bartender: "Great, one Pepsi & Coke comin' right up."

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Why was the pepsi worker fired? He tested positive for coke!

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I shoplifted 23 cans of Pepsi from the store and got arrested, but the judge dropped the charge He knew i stole 23 cans of Pepsi, but he said that doesn't make a case.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and Coke The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"

It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"

The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.

"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"

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I got fired from my job at Pepsi today I texted positive for coke

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What’s the WiFi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: is Pepsi okay?

Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

There you go. So, what’s the password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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Man: I'll take a rum and coke Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*

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A Pepsi employee was fired today He tested positive for coke.

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A latino goes to a vending machine He gets a soda for 75c. He puts in 65c. The machine says "dime", so he whispers quiero una pepsi porfavor

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Did you hear about the Pepsi employee that got fired? Turns out they found coke in his system and fired him on the spot.

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Pepsi just fired their CEO For testing positive for coke.

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I got hit in the head with a Diet Pepsi yesterday. Don't worry, it was a soft drink.

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A Hispanic man goes to a vending machine... A Hispanic man goes to a vending machine and puts in 40 cents. The machine displays "DIME" on the screen. The man gets close to the machine and whispers, "Yo quiero Pepsi"

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Sean Spicer, United Airlines CEO and Pepsi's PR team walk into a bar... They're all getting fired, so drinking on a Tuesday is acceptable.

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There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.

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Why is Pepsi never the punchline of a good joke? Because nobody ever gets it.

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Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.

Credit: Bo Burnham - Love Is....

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A latino goes to buy soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65 The machine reads "dime" so he gets closer and whispers "quiero Pepsi".

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The past few days summed up Pepsi: We just pulled the worst PR stunt of the year.
United Airlines: Hold my beer.
Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEENKINS.

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What do you call a soccer team everyone hates? Pepsi United

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I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery.

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I feel like a plastic bottle in a Pepsi factory I'm soda pressed.

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The entire United Airlines incident could've been avoided... if someone had offered a Pepsi.

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New Pepsi Jokes

Coke. Me : I'd like a pepsi .

Waiter : we have coke

Me. : Okay , I'll take a gram of that and pepsi .

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An officer asked me "Do you have any coke?" I said "No, is Pepsi okay?" The joke is I got arrested.

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They always ask me at restaurants if Pepsi is okay... But nobody ever cares to ask how Coke is doing 😔

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Yeah, drinking Pepsi isn’t great for my health... But at least I’m not snorting coke!

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Dicks and Vaginas are kind like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same.

-Bo Burnham, songwriter for Sesame Street

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A cop pulled me over and saw 4082.33 grams of Coke in my backseat I had for a party. The store was all out of 12 packs of Pepsi.

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What happens when a Pepsi guy comes back to life? Reincarbonation

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The secret to World Peace has been discovered!! Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!

And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!

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I love my drug dealer, but him joking that he “only has Pepsi” then threatening to kill me five minutes later is getting old

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An undercover cop approaches a career stoner and asked him, "Hey man, I'm looking to score some coke."

The stoner thinks about it for a moment and asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"

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What do you call a bubbly cheerleader? Pepsi.

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Pepsi: Well THAT was the PR nightmare of the century. Fox News: Hold my beer.

United Airlines: Jinx, owe me a Coke?

Pepsi: For reals?

Sean Spicer: Make it a double.

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The United CEO, the Pepsi head of marketing, and Sean Spicer walk into a bar. The bar bursts into flames.

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The doctor on the United Airlines flight could have avoided being beaten so easily. All he had to do was give the air marshal a Pepsi.

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How we can solve the issue with Syria.... Fill those tomahawk missles with Pepsi and it's all going to be right as rain.

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Jim you get a little racist when you're thirsty Have a Pepsi

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Pepsi had a new idea about how to package their cola But then they canned it.

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I tried selling drugs once. I tried selling drugs once. The guy asked me for some coke and I paniced and asked him if Pepsi was ok.

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What is a shorter way to say "The President and the CEO of the Pepsi corporation"? Answer: Two leaders of Pepsi!

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