Pho Jokes

I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho.

Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue.

I identify as Giantkin. My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and if like you to respect them please.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue

Why do Russians like pho? Because they are soviet.

I couldn't get lunch because the line was too long at the Vietnamese place. It was a real pho queue.

So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

I'm going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant. I'm going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

What do you call someone that takes pictures of only dogs? A pho'dog'rapher.

I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q

What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

What do you call a professional chef whose specialty is traditional Vietnamese dishes? He’s the Pho King, boss!

Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant? - Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?

Why do Russians like pho so much? It's So-Viet.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude

If I keep making all these Pho-related puns... ...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.

Having to wait in line for Vietnamese soup... ...it's a long Pho Queue.

I know this terrible joke about noodles... It’s the pho-king worst.

If you want some Vietnamese soup but there is a really long line It's basically a big pho queue

Why did people get offended by the extremely busy Vietnamese restaurant? because it was a big Pho Queue to them

How is a long line at a Vietnamese soup restaurant an insult? It’s a big pho queue.

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup... But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue.

[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue...

Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant? Pho King Delicious.

I'm thinking of opening a vietnamese restaurant/billiard hall I'd call it Pho Cue.

Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop... To be called "I pity the Pho"

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese food truck? The Pho Queue

Did you pick up a disease at the Vietnamese place? Because Pho Cough.

I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork. I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.

What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say? Pho cure self.

What do British people call a line of customers waiting to purchase Vietnamese noodle soup? Pho queue

Double-dated with another couple last night. We went to a Vietnamese restaurant and the wives ordered noodle soup and nothing else. Well, Girls just want to have pho.

I’m going to open a Vietnamese noodle shop/pool hall! I’m gonna call it the Pho Queue!