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Funniest Pho Jokes

I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho.

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Funny Pho Jokes
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Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

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I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

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Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

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What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue.

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I identify as Giantkin. My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and if like you to respect them please.

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue

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Why do Russians like pho? Because they are soviet.

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I couldn't get lunch because the line was too long at the Vietnamese place. It was a real pho queue.

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So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

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I'm going to open a 24hr Pho restaurant. I'm going to call it Twenty Pho Seven.

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A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

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What do you call someone that takes pictures of only dogs? A pho'dog'rapher.

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I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

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Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q

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What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

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What do you call a professional chef whose specialty is traditional Vietnamese dishes? He’s the Pho King, boss!

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Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant? - Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?

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Why do Russians like pho so much? It's So-Viet.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude

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If I keep making all these Pho-related puns... ...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.

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Having to wait in line for Vietnamese soup... ...it's a long Pho Queue.

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I know this terrible joke about noodles... It’s the pho-king worst.

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If you want some Vietnamese soup but there is a really long line It's basically a big pho queue

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Why did people get offended by the extremely busy Vietnamese restaurant? because it was a big Pho Queue to them

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How is a long line at a Vietnamese soup restaurant an insult? It’s a big pho queue.

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I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup... But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

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The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue.

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[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant? Pho King Delicious.

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I'm thinking of opening a vietnamese restaurant/billiard hall I'd call it Pho Cue.

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Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop... To be called "I pity the Pho"

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese food truck? The Pho Queue

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Did you pick up a disease at the Vietnamese place? Because Pho Cough.

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I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork. I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.

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What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say? Pho cure self.

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What do British people call a line of customers waiting to purchase Vietnamese noodle soup? Pho queue

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Double-dated with another couple last night. We went to a Vietnamese restaurant and the wives ordered noodle soup and nothing else. Well, Girls just want to have pho.

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I’m going to open a Vietnamese noodle shop/pool hall! I’m gonna call it the Pho Queue!

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There was a line when I got to the Vietnamese restaurant So I got in the back of the pho queue.

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