Hilarious Piano Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Piano Jokes

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Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor.

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What’s the difference between a piano, a can of tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor

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My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

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I just fell victim to a dad joke Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.

Me: I don't know?

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a child? A flat minor

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing

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I like Elton John. Brilliant on the piano Sucks on the organ tho.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ.

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Playing the piano is like living. I gave up on piano at 7 years old.

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When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.

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when i die I want it to be from being hit by a falling piano That way my life ends on a dramatic note.

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My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano.

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A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano... ... A wise man gives his wife an upright organ.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor

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Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not.

Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!

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If a piano player is called a pianist Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?

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What do you get when you drop a piano into an coal mine? A Flat Minor

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Do you know why Elton John plays the piano? Because he sucks on the organ

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TIL The higher you drop a piano, the higher the note that plays when the piano hits the ground For example, drop it all the way down a mine shaft and it'll hit A minor

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What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

EDIT: spelling

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat

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What's the difference between a Tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

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What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor

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What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor

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What chord do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? So she could sing with the other.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor

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Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor.

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Elton John is a great piano player... ...but he sucks on the organ.

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Have you heard of the piano-playing spy? Neither have I. He's very low-key.

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Dad: What's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue? Me: Don't know?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!

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What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What the difference between playing a piano and dropping a piano? One sounds like Thelonius Monk, and the other sounds like a melodious "thunk!".

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New Piano Jokes

You can tune a piano... but you can't Salmon Mandela.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can't mistake a dolphin for a piano.

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What does the priest that plays piano like? Any piece in A Minor

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Why does Spongbob need such a big piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the C

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Did you hear about the fat man who gave money to a piano player? He really tipped the scales.

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What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue? You can tune a piano, but you cant piano a tuna. I knew you would get stuck on glue.

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There's an animated man downstairs fixing the sounds that our keyboard makes. I totally forgot that the piano cartooner was coming today.

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My four year old was banging away at the piano. That's a pretty song I said, what's it called?

Jazz, she said.

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If Helen Keller is playing the piano with one hand, what is she doing with the other? Singing!!!

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Dad: what’s the difference in a fish, a piano, and a pot of glue? Daughter: I don’t know
Dad: you can TUNE a piano but you can’t TUNA fish!
Daughter: ok but what about the glue
Dad: I knew you’d get stuck on that

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What do you get when a piano falls on an army general? A flat major.

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

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What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ!

This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

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How does a physicist tune a piano? With string theory.

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Miner

I'm so sorry....

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You can tune a piano... But you can't tune a fish!

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A man is going into hand surgery... He asks his doctor, "Will I be able to play the piano after the procedure?"

"Sure," his doctor replies.

"Good," says the man. "I've always wanted to be able to play."

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Show me a me a piano falling down a mineshaft.. And I'll show you a flat minor.

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Some people enjoy roses on their piano.... .... but I prefer two lips on my organ.

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Before taking lessons, Elton John first learned how to play the piano by ear. I still think it was easier to use my fingers.

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What's brown, three inches long, and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's first movement.

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Did you hear Liberace was pretty good at playing the piano? But he sucked on the organ

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A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano... ... A wise man gives her an upright organ.

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Whats better than two roses on a piano? Tulips on a organ...

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A man is going to the hospital for an operation... He asks the doctor: "Doc, will I be able to play the piano after my operation?"
The doctor says yes.
He then says:"That's good! I couldn't before."

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People who play the piano are pianists People who do science are scientists
People who race cars are racists

Sorry for the formatting on mobile

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What chord do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor

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What's brown and sits on a piano? Beethoven's last movement.

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My piano has started evolving pipes. I think it's a new organism.

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What do you call it when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor

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A piano player died today. The cause of death: organ failure.

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A piano player is being investigated for assault Good thing he is only A Minor and is able to B Sharp enough to escape the cops.

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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, o.... A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

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She's good on the piano. But she sucks on the organ.

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A concert promoter was fired for claiming he had the worlds largest piano player booked when he was only 5' 8"... Just another case of a man lying about the size of his pianist.

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What's the difference between tuna and a piano? You can finger a piano, but fingering tuna gets me kicked out of the aquarium.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? One is an instrument, one is a fish, and one is an adhesive.

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Do you know what I like more than a rose on my piano? Tulips on my organ.

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Me as a Doctor Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before...

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a minor? A flat minor

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What do you call a quadriplegic who plays the piano? A headbanger.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim? A grand piano.

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I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool.

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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A boy broke two of his fingers playing ball and was rushed to hospital Dr: 'They should take about two months to heal completely.'

Boy: 'Will I be able to play piano afterwards, doc?'

Dr: 'You sure will.'

Boy: 'That's good, cos I couldn't play it before!'

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what's better than 1 rose on a piano? 2 lips on an organ

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