Pikachu Jokes

What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu? Raichu.

What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common? Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

What does the Brazilian Pikachu say? Zika zika.

Why don't you take Pokémon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu

I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded.

Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!

Why does Pikachu hang out with Thor? Thor is his Type.

Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon around? He might Pikachu!

Thor and Pikachu walk into a bar and get in a fight with the bartender. They were both overcharged.

How do you get pikachu and squirtle on a bus? You poke 'em on

What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon.

What do Pokemon do when they look at you through a window? They pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon

The end of Infinity War was a real shock for people, I know. I was more surprised by the end of *Detective Pikachu* when everyone turned into Ash.

Why was Ash Ketchum arrested for voyeurism? Because he had a Pikachu.

Pikachu is type electric, Charmander is type fire Snorlax is type 2 diabetic

I'll show myself to the door.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon.

Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon? They might Pikachu

Why shouldn’t you go to the bathroom with Team Rocket around? Because they might take a Pikachu!

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I may Pikachu. But, it's only 'cause I'm trying to see the Jigglypuffs.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu

-Bah! I wasn't that drunk yesterday... \- Come on Dad, you threw my hamster out of the window and shouted: Pikachu! I Choose You!

A very attractive blonde girl is changing in her room when she notices a man outside her window... **Her** - What are you doing?!?

**Him** - Uhhhh...I came here for a peek at you.

**Her** - OMG WHERE! Pikachu is my favorite!

They should make a movie about a Pikachu that's incapable of using electricity. "Defective Pikachu"

What did Mr. Mime say to Mime Jr.? You thought it was a repost of the Raichu Pikachu joke, but you were wrong. Mr. Mime is a mime, he doesn't speak. You have been bamboozled.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu.

why was team rocket looking into your window? they wanted to take a Pikachu

Zart o pikachu Pikachu idzie do doktore, toktor sie pyta "jak tam serduszko?" pikaczu odpowiada "pika pika!"

Edyt 1: Wymyslilem ten zart sam ale mam wrazenie ze ktos inny to zrobil przedemna.

Edit 2: Check the comments for a rough translation.

What's a stalkers favourite pokemon? Pikachu

Who is Detective Pikachu‘s partner? Detective Gumchu.

How do Pikachu ate his food? Pikachewed it