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"Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?" "Because its a gas planet son"
What if the real reason aliens don't visit us is because... ...we're a one star planet?
Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots. They call it Mars.
If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet.
How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet
If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation? Because he didn’t planet well.
There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context
If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?
Why is milk the fastest liquid on the Planet? It’s PASTEURISED before you even see it!
Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet that way.
We should start calling the planet "unborn baby" maybe then republicans would want to save it.
How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.
How do you organize a space party? You Planet.
I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having 24-hour days?'
and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.'
-Geoffrey Asmus
Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?" It just had a nice ring to it.
What would Hitler call a gas planet, if he found one? JewPiter.
I went up to Serena Williams.
I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
She said, "It's Venus."
I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"
I thought I had a good joke about space but... I needed more time to planet.
Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It's pasteurised before you can see it!
Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet. It has a ring to it.
Earth is the best planet... The mere rotation of it makes my day!
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**
How do you throw a party in space? You planet.
How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet.
How can you ensure you visit outer space someday? Planet.
Why are no jews on Jupiter. Cause it is a gas planet.
You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can
How does NASA organize their company parties?
They planet.
[Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.
Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"
Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.
Alien 2: Are they an emerging intelligence?
Alien 1: I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.
From the time it was discovered to the time it was declassified as a planet, pluto did not make a full revolution around the sun. It was a tough year.
I wanted to throw an earth day party... But I forgot to planet
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
I started dating an astronaut. It happened out of nowhere. I did not planet.
Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty? Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
There's no way the Earth could be flat. If it was flat, cats would've knocked everything off the edge of the planet already!
How many saiyans does It take to change a lightbulb
1 but it takes five episodes, krillin dies and a planet gets destroyed
(Sorry for the repost)
Hey dad, why are they no jews on jupiter? Because its a gas planet son
What was Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter
It’s amazing how humans are the most intelligent species on the planet, and yet... They’re the only ones who fall for click bait.
What Animal Planet is to us, Is Uber Eats to Chinese People.
The number 3 is probably the most beloved number on the planet We even tell our significant others we love them <3
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Some of y'all watch Dexter RELIGIOUSLY, the gore doesn't bother you.
But when it comes to animals.. you can't watch Planet Earth!
How does SpaceX organize their missions? They planet (plan it)
There 10 types of people on this planet... Those who know binary and those who don’t.
How do atronomers set up a party? They Planet
I dont see why we need to leave our planet in a better state for future generations The current generation cant get out of middle school before dying off.
I can't wait for Tarantino's Star Trek. We finally get to see Planet What.
The Blue Whale is the largest creature to ever exist on the planet Earth. But Greg's Ex-wife is a close second.
I can't believe it. You know how Pluto was found to be a dwarf planet? Well, another planet is actually an imposter. Uranus is a black hole.
How does NASA make really good parties? They planet
We get a rovot on the surface of an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable fuzz ball. Its True. Curiosity killed the cat.
BREAKING NEWS : URANUS IS NOT A PLANET ..... you're sitting on it.
What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system? Jew-Peter of course!
I wonder if Adam ever thought to himself... "I'm the sexiest guy on the planet right now."
What did Hitler name the Gas planet he discovered during World War 2. Jewpiter
Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system? He's called it Putin-Uranus.
"What time is the planet supposed to be ending tonight?" I don't know but knowing my luck, it won't
Why doesn't sound and a planet go well together? Because Uranus Hertz
Do you know what makes our planet such a crazy place? It's bipolar.
My friend with Aids is all about saving the planet. I told him, you couldn't even save Uranus.
It's foolish for humans to try and take back the planet of the apes Since they are incredibly good at gorilla warfare.
How does NASA throw a party? They planet.
What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.
How do you clean a planet of dinosaurs? Give it a meteor shower.
The new 'Planet of the Apes' movie seems all the more realistic Now that America is lead by an orangutan
If every human on the planet participated in a race, who will come in first and second? Adam and Eve
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
How do astronauts throw a party? They planet.
Why did the asteroid not get worried when he was flying to the planet? Because he wanted to meet his Crater.
We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back. It's about time we play red rover with another planet
I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'
I want to make an impact on the planet that lasts long after I'm gone That's why I drive a hummer
You are all invited to the party in space It took years to planet
I was going to write a science fiction story about a planet where people worshipped a computer... but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.
The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath. However, you wouldn’t want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
Which is the most curious planet? Tellus
What did Till Lindemann say when he was appointed captain of the Planet Express? "Fire Fry!"
Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet
What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian
Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum
How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid? You planet early.
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