Hilarious Poor Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Poor Jokes

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I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waste.

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An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sì"
"Ja"

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A women called me ugly until she found how much money I make. Now she’s calling me ugly and poor.

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Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather? The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... ...has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto.

Kudos to my friend who came up with this.

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Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy.

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Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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At an interview they asked where I saw myself in five years I answered:

“Well, I think my greatest weakness is my poor listening skills.”

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What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks, or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you've also got to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

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At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.

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Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I make. Now they also call me poor.

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Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I'm making... ...then they call me ugly and poor.

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I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks...

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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 50 seconds. Poor guy.

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Apparently, someone in Chicago gets stabbed every 52 seconds.. poor guy.

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Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto.

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I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then

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My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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WIFE: - "If I knew you were so poor, I would never have married you." HUSBAND: - "But I warned you! I said you are everything I have!"

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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living. The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.

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Which is heavier, 200 lbs of feathers, or 200 lbs of bricks? The feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

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An Englishman,a Frenchman,a Spaniard and a German are watching a juggling show The juggler notices that they have a poor view and stands on a box.
He then says”Can you see me now?”
And they answer

“Yes”

“Oui”

“Si”

“Ja”

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I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.

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I told a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless, poor thing

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I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper… Now those days are behind me…

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Hanging a Beggar is good in theory, but... Is actually just Poor Execution

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Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

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Today I donated my watch, my phone and $500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.

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Today I donated a watch... Today I donated a watch and $500 dollars to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put back his knife in his pocket.

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So I met this nice girl the other day She said, she's gonna call me after work -- poor girl... She's been working for 72h now.

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I saw a poor man fall over today on the street. At least I presume he was poor - he only had $5 in his wallet.

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I told my dad me and my friend went to the store. He said, "my friend and I went to the store" Poor guy is losing it, he definitely wasn't there.

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New Poor Jokes

Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

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‪This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus. ‬ ‪ Normally I don’t go because I’m poor‬

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What do midgets and poor people have in common? They both have trouble putting food on the table.

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I got a lump of coal last Christmas... Jokes on you Santa! I’m too poor to afford heating!

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Did you hear about the family that was so poor... ...that a burglar broke into their home and all he got was practice?

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When i was growing up, i was so poor That if I didn't wake up with an erection, I'd have nothing to play with

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Did you guys hear about the fat geologist? It wasn't a poor diet. It was the sedimentary lifestyle

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I hated living in my poor neighborhood. But, thanks to gentrification... It's all white now

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Did you hear about the poor waitress who lost her leg in a freak accident? Now she's working at IHOP.

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I was really poor growing up. If I hadn’t been born a boy I’d have had nothing to play with.

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I know a pastor of a failing megachurch. Poor guy doesn't know where his next Mercedes is coming from.

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What do you call a poor neighborhood in Italy? A speghetto!

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My mother-in-law told me I had poor posture when standing. I stand corrected.

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Where do the poor noodles live? The spaghetto

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I like to steal from the poor and give to the rich It's called robbing the hood.

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What do you call an ugly stripper? Poor

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Women call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me poor and ugly.

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Where do poor Italian grow up? The spaghetto

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Donald Trump does not tell lies. He said everyone would be covered under his Healthcare plan.

He just forgot to mention that the poor would be covered by 6 feet of dirt.

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Someone is stabbed twice a day in my city Nobody helps the poor guy .

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My dad always wanted me to be a millionaire and thankfully I didn't disappoint him. He died before he got a chance to see how poor I am.

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Where does poor pasta live? The spaghetto.

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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

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What do you call a charity that gives bread to the poor? A naan-profit!

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I found a poor old guy unconscious by the side of a road At least I think he was poor because I only found 3$ on him

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The dumb geologist had a gold ore in his backyard Poor man took it for granite

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Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make.. Then they call me ugly & poor

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Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors. Those poor unfortunate soles.

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If I ever get rich, I hope I am not real mean to poor people Like I am now

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It's pretty disgusting how celebrity parents name their children after cooked rodent. Poor Chris Pratt

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so poor A man complains to his wife saying, "We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!" And she says

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Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome? I think it's called Two Baroque Girls

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"Money doesn't buy happiness." Clearly you've never been poor.

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I once skydived off a crane. Poor little fellow, I must have damaged his wings.

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Melo is getting divorced from his wife... poor guy. lost the only ring he has!

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I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.

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Can we have a moment of silence for Mr. Finnegan? He was married for 50 years, the poor guy deserves at least one.

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How can we get Republicans to care about climate change? Blame it on the poor.

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If the world is a sweatshirt, where do the poor people live? In the hood.

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My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Poor guy fell out of the guard tower.

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We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps

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I am a victim of cyber bullying Every day my bank emails me to notify me that my account is under the required threshold. I do not need reminders that I am poor.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking in a park, the brunette says awwww look a dead bird poor thing.

The blonde looks up and says where?

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I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse.

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had £1.30 in her purse.

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"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea" \- Canada

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The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English

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Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore.

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A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head?

Yeah, I know, too easy right?

It's Jar Jar Binks

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Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding.

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Did you hear about that Reese lady? Guy 1: Hey, did you here about that celebrity that stabbed some poor guy to death? What was her name, Reese... Reese Wither... Wither...

Guy 2: Witherspoon?

Guy 1: No, with her knife.

Classic that I haven't seen for awhile

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Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman

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I'm so poor I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects.

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Women call me ugly until they find out what I make Then they call me ugly and poor

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When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat

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Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Where do all the poor Italian people live? In the spaghetto!

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My favorite Joke about the Soviet Union A old babushka is walking down the street and sees a little boy with only one shoe. She comes to him and asks, "Did you lose a shoe, poor boy?"
He replies, "No... I FOUND a shoe!"

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My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says "please,leave me a loan"

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