Procrastination Jokes

My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though I'll figure out what procrastination means later

What do you call a country full of lazy people? A procrastination

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION!!

When do we want it??

I don't know, maybe later. If not then definitely tomorrow sometime.

What country had a history of procrastination? Russia. At one point, they were all for Stalin.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!

I was gonna make a joke on procrastination I’ll finish it later

My friend asked me what procrastination is... I said I'll tell him later

The three rules about procrastination. 1.

2.

One day... I'll look up what procrastination means.

I spent 15 years suffering from chronic procrastination.... And I still can't decide if I prefer sativa or indica.

P.s I am getting really annoyed by that persistent promoted post!

If procrastination were an olympic sport I'd compete in it later.

I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later.

I'm writing a book on procrastination I still haven't started

True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets.

I have this great joke about procrastination..... I'll tell you later

I want you to close your eyes for a moment and imagine a world without procrastination… …actually, nevermind let’s do that later

I have a joke about procrastination I’ll tell you it later

A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later...

I just saw a book on Amazon called "Overcome Procrastination" I've put it on my wish list.

Procrastination finally caught up to me and I faced the consequences I'll tell you all about it later.

after 9 months of procrastination, of psyching myself up and never following through, last night i finally went to the gym to cancel that damned membership.

I asked my friend what procrastination means He said, "I'll tell you later."

I have a solution to procrastination I will tell you tomorrow

A friend told me about Procrastination Anonymous I said I'll go later

A joke about procrastination I'll post it later

I bought a book on procrastination. Never got around to reading it.

I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

Edit: I'll do it later

I have realized what I need to do to put an end to procrastination. So I'm gonna do that tomorrow.

Breaking News: A cure for procrastination has been discovered. I’ll probably take it tomorrow.

Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day.

I've just ordered a book called Overcome Procrastination I intend to read it over the Christmas holiday.

Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???

How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I bought a book recently called, "How to Cure Procrastination" I am so pumped. I think this is the book that will change my life when I get around to reading it eventually.

My self help books I have a great book on organization
*but I can't seem to find it*

I have a book that helps with procrastination
*But I haven't gotten around to it*

I have started a book on joke telling
*But I haven't finished it*

I hold the world record for procrastination. I can show you later if you want.

What's the only cure for chronic procrastination? I'll tell ya later

If you fully dedicate yourself to the discipline of procrastination . . . You should never face any problems.

If you do encounter problems, you are doing it wrong.