Hilarious Punchline Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Punchline Jokes

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EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that... [This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]

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What joke has the slowest build-up to the shittiest punchline? Life

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So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

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My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline?

It was my mom, then my sister, then me

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Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?

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The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99*

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You already know the punchline. What is the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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You put the punchline first. How do you make a time travel joke?

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

When does the punchline become apparent?

After the delivery.

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Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?

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Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title.

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You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

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The director of EA walks into a bar Download punchline for only $15 dollars!

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That was the punchline...

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A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*

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The punchline comes first. What's the worst part about time travel jokes?

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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.

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EA walks into a bar. Unlock the punchline for $9.99.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch Bartender says
“Man if you want punch you have to stand in line.” Guy looks around but there is no punchline

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With the punchline first. How did the time traveler tell his jokes?

(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)

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How do you make a joke into a dad joke Make the punchline apparent.

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Why are dad jokes so bad? Because the punchline is always apparent

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Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never put the punchline in the title?

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Sometimes I like to put the punchline first A lot of people asked me why the line for drinks is before the line for food, so I explained

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So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :(

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Dad joke alert: So when does a bad joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

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The punchline comes first. How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

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The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline

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When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?

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If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline To get to the other side

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"Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?" A punchline walks into a bar.

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The punchline comes before the question What's the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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How is a punchline like a starving African child? If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
(Credit goes to my brother)

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I don't tell jokes about boxing I can't come up with a punchline

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My boyfriend's a joke and I'm the punchline because the joke always comes before the punchline.

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Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.

Edit:Alternate Punchline Below

She screamed her hands off.

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R/Jokes is like a memory test I try to guess if I remember the punchline from earlier, before I open the details.

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New Punchline Jokes

I am going through a nasty, unmutual divorce because she didn't love me anymore, and my new girlfriend is a paralegal who is helping me file. There is no punchline. I just can't help but laugh at this weird comedy sketch I've been thrust into.

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What did one Alzheimer's patient say to the other? Damnit, I forgot the punchline.

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I was told a great joke about Alzheimer‘s at work today! I just can’t remember the punchline.

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Whats worse than a reposted joke? One with no punchline

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Why is Pepsi never the punchline of a good joke? Because nobody ever gets it.

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So Chris and Robin are in a boxing match... Chris makes the first throw and Robin hits the floor.

The announcer hollers: "And Chris knocks Rhianna with punchline!"

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Why do guys with huge dicks always mess up a joke’s punchline? To get to the other side!

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Bruce Lee can punch so fast you can't even see it. There's no punchline.

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Bad at punchline jokes... Yoda is.

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You guys wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay.

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I was at a party and someone decided it was a good idea to put the drinks on the ground in a single row?? Seriously, I almost missed the punchline

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I, for one, love roman numerals The punchline is the tittle

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Knowing where to put the punchline. What's the secret to a good joke?

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I know a good joke about the Jonestown massacre... But the punchline is too long.

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Can't find a joke that was on here... help? Was trying to find a joke about a cowboy who keeps on getting prostitutes to look at a map and the punchline is "You keep putting the chart before the whores".

Help?

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What Is The Worst Part About Time Traveling Jokes? **You already know the punchline.**

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Depth perception jokes are always near misses. It's like I never see the punchline until it is too late.

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Whats the best part of all dad jokes? The punchline is always a parent .

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When it comes first When does a punchline not work?

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What's the difference between a proper punchline and an improper one? Hotdogs

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I was going to tell a joke about Jonestown But the punchline was too long.

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I had a Japanese joke about Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen But the punchline is lost in translation.

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One hot day a thirsty couple went to get something to drink, there was lines for water and soda When they went to get punch, there was no punchline!

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What's the difference between a bad joke and a bad party The punchline

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Anyone ever hear the joke about the dance with no refreshments? It has no punchline

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Did you hear the one about all the people standing in a row who hit each other? ...That was the punchline.

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Why is Amy Schumer so unfunny? Nobody knows, she stole the punchline.

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A punchline walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says "This is /r/jokes we don't accept your kind here."

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You know domestic abuse jokes aren't funny... Until the punchline

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My joke about a sequence of people awaiting their turn to get some fruit juice, got me banned from /r/jokes... ...because I put the punchline in the title...

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Wanna hear a bird joke? Wait.. I forgot the punchline..
Hawkward..

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I started typing out a joke about boomerangs... And then forgot the punchline.

Edit: Wait, it's coming back to me....

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Why are fencing jokes so bad The punchline is always a repost

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Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France? Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

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As a Fedex driver myself, I thought this was really funny. The punchline might not make sense to you guys though, because... OP delivers.

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When people put the punchline in the title? Don't you just hate

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You already know the punchline What makes time traveling jokes funny?

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What do you call someone born in a gym? Weight I forgot the punchline

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I was going to post a fighting joke But i forgot the punchline

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Why did United decide to bump all the unwilling passengers? They wanted a good punchline.

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Do you know why no one ever wants to hear a joke about Jim Jones? The punchline is too long!

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Parallel lines have so much in common, but this plane is non-euclidean so I can't come up with a good punchline

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Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian I hear he has a great punchline

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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

Edit: had to correct punchline

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If I got paid a dollar for every joke I made... I'd probably bother with a punchline.

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The Director Of Supercell Walks Into A Bar... *Download the punchline for only $2.99!*

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Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline.

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The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline.

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Quick, make a self-reference! Aye!

Also thought about using "Me?" as the punchline, but then it sounded too much like the 'two pronouns' joke. Also, wouldn't have made it a pun.

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Chris Brown and Ray Rice and walk into a bar... I'd tell you the rest of the joke, but they beat me to the punchline.

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Why did the boxer hate jokes? Because he was always in the punchline.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who?

......

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Jokes about jonestown are terrible The punchline is always too long

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What do Baptist weddings and bad jokes have in common? A disappointing punchline.

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What makes a juice joke so funny? The punchline

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What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...

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How do you ruin a joke? By explaining it.
Because you know, jokes are supposed to be understood implicitly, without you having to say the reason behind why the punchline is funny.

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Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss.

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Started a new joke themed subreddit, would appreciate skme help starting it up. /r/setupthejoke So, basically, you provide a punchline, and people in the comments have to come up with a setup for it. The subreddit is /r/setupthejoke.

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What's your favorite "cute" joke? I.e. jokes that may make you laugh, but make you say "Awww" even more. The punchline is not shocking or hilarious, but cute.

E.g. The Confucius saying: Marriage like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

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