Raisin Jokes

Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids.

I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

I tell everyone I can about the health benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up... Just raisin awareness

What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran.

I’m trying to bring more attention to dried grapes I’m raisin awareness.

I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her.

I'll see myself out.

Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price

What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran.

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber? Raisin' Bran.

What's the difference between a raisin and a pothead from Alabama One's baked in bread, and the other's a baked inbred.

Why did Mr. Grape leave Mrs. Grape? He was tired of raisin kids.

Did you hear about the price of grapes? There raisin.

What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!

Why did the grape cross the road? No raisin.

My 11 year old told me this one.... Son: Did you hear? Sun dried grapes are getting more expensive this during this quarantine

Me: Huh, no I didn't know

Son: Yeah, the prices are really raisin!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date.

Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin

What was Ned Stark's favorite part of the morning? Raisin' Bran.

What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!

What do Ned Stark and Hodor talk about at breakfast? Raisin’ Bran

What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.






What do you call that same fly without legs?


A raisin.

What did the cookie farmer say? "I've been raisin' cookies."

President Trump to sign an executive action taking aim at Sun Maid and California's Raisin industry He answered most of the criticism over the weekend by stating

"I would like to make raisins Grape again"

No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live. The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.

What is Hodor's favourite cereal? Raisin Bran!

Why did the grape kill itself? It had no raisin to live.

TIL that grapes can kill dogs I'm just raisin awareness

I was reared by a grape. It was tough at first, but once it shriveled up, it was a breeze raisin me.

What do you call a fly without wings? A raisin!

If Bran dies and a white walker brings him back... Is he Raisin Bran?

What question does employee grape ask of employer grape? "Can I get me a raisin?"

What happens when you rehydrate a raisin before it's ready? Statutory Grape.

How do you make sure that your grape ages well? You need to be raisin it right!

A dried grape began catering for the CIA He was the best raisin agent they'd ever seen

What do you call it when you're caught making love to a raisin in the local news room? Current affairs.