Hilarious Rap Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Rap Jokes

R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly changed the rap game He took the art out of Rap Artist

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art

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It’s not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap. It has literally kept me alive for years.

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I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying. It turns out, they were rap scallions.

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I'm working on a rap song about Drugs and Money It's called "I can't afford that insulin"

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R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist.

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I've just written a song about tortillas Actually, it's more of a rap.

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What's North Korea's favourite rap group? Run, DMZ!

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I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap.

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What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupée Fiasco

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What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne.

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Whats Albert Einstein's rap name? MC Squared

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I told my black coworker that I like to go to sleep listening to white noise. He said "Why does it gotta be white noise with you people?" I said because I can't go to sleep listening to rap music and gunshots.

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Lot's of people know about Will Smith and rap, but did you know he's good with metal too? Because he's a black Smith.

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I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.

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I dont know why dad jokes get a bad rap, women love dad jokes. Otherwise they'd call them bachelor jokes.

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What rhymes with Tortilla? I'm making a rap.

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What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ

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What do you call a rap battle event between lizards? A reptile diss function.

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So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne

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Did you hear about the place in western Czech Republic where they do hip-hop covers of Queen songs? It's the Bohemian Rap City.

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I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.

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I made a rap song all about soap. It’s fine, the lyrics are clean.

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Have you heard the new rap producer from Australia? DJ Redo.

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I thought this joke was very funny and true. Why is rap like scissors? Because rock beats scissors...

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Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.

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What do you call a criminal onion that drops sick beats? A *rap-scallion*.

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Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump? Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

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GF: "Did you see Eminem's new rap about Trump?" Me: "Yes. It was ludacris."

GF: "No, it was Eminem."

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What's the difference between a Rap Artist and R Kelly? The space and "art"

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Apparently, someone stole a few of my Rap CDs. Oh well, no biggie.

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What's the difference between Jake Paul's songs and rap? The letter C.

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What is Albert Einstein’s rap name? MC SQUARED

[Stolen from Neil DeGrass Tyson]

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What do you call anti-environmental music? Plastic Rap

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I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap. And call it titty bars

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What do you call a really bad rap battle? A dis-appointment

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Did you hear about the electro rap duo who shot a Detroit based rapper? Lmfao gottem

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What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC

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New Rap Jokes

If Poems are felt instead of heard and rap is just fast poems then that brings a whole new meaning to "this song slaps"

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I remember hearing for the first time that 50 Cent got shot 9 times I thought to myself, "When he comes back into the rap game he'll be only 5.5 Cents"

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There's always someone arrested in a rap song It's the meaning behind the bars

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You've heard about the R Kelly scandal right? He really takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly has always been an important player for the rap game He's the man behind the bars.

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If rap stands for rhythm and poetry what does trap stand for? Terrible Rhythm and Poetry

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Why do lesbians make the best rap group members? They like to beat-box. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do you call a white guy trying to rap? A faux shizzle my nizzle.

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Why do lesbians make good rap group members? Because they like to beat-box.

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Three cheers for rap music. Hip Hop...

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Have you ever heard of the female rapper who would only rap while she was on her menstrual cycle? ... they say she had a mean flow.

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Rap is like scissors it always loses to rock.

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Wrote a rap song about anime Smoke Weeb Everyday

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What's was the name of the rap battle judge? Impartial Mathers

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A Pirate tried starting a rap career in Compton, but his songs were not well received. He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr

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Someone has stolen my favourite rap CD. Oh well, no Biggie.

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I jumped out from behind a door to spook my friend. He started rhythmically quacking over a beat. Apparently, I scared duck rap out of him.

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Why would keyboards fail in battle rap? They only have "space bars."

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What does a rapper say after he's done recording? It's a rap

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Definite proof Obama is related to Kenya They both can't rap.

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Why did the kid in the wheelchair win the rap battle? Because of his mad DISS abilities!!

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Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38

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