Hilarious Refrigerator Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Refrigerator Jokes

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it.

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My missus was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it.

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I bought my dad a refrigerator for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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My Girlfriend left a note on the refrigerator that said "This isn't working. Goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it was working fine wtf

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Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.

Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it.

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My wife got angry at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator... But now it's all just water under the fridge

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A microwave and a refrigerator get married. Who gives the speech? The Toaster.

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Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".

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Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you..

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying, "This isn't working, goodbye"... I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise.

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Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it? There might be a salad dressing.

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying: "this is not working, goodbye" So then I opened the fridge and it was working just fine.

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It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts! I love you refrigerator!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it.

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I have the body of a 25 year old but it's in my refrigerator

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My girlfriend left a note My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

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I have bought my wife a refrigerator for Christmas I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog...

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Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I would vote for it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.

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My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator... But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict? A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.

(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)

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I bought my wife a refrigerator for our anniversary. It's not the best present, but I can't wait for her face to light up when she opens it.

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I have the body of a beautiful 25 year old Let me show you. It's in my refrigerator

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What did the cannibal say as he took his spouse's thigh out of the refrigerator? Today is the first day of the rest of my wife.

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What's big and white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the woman blush when she opened her refrigerator? Because she saw the salad dressing.

I had never heard this until today. Made me chuckle a bit.

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I'm not saying my wife is fat... But I put an energy saving bulb in the refrigerator.

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I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now. It's all water under the fridge

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A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a child? It isn't a crime to stick your meat in a refrigerator.

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Hey baby, is your refrigerator running? Because if not, I may be schizophrenic 😞

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My daughter asked what I was doing with my shotgun, I said I was hunting decepticons. She laughed, I laughed, the refrigerator laughed, I shot the refrigerator. Turns out... It's illegal to fire a gun within city limits, I got arrested.

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New Refrigerator Jokes

If the refrigerator had an Instagram, what would be on his story? "Just chilling at home"

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Why couldn't the refrigerator give a marathon runner some cold water? It had stopped running.

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Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator? He saw the Salad Dressing

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*Ring* *Ring* *Ring* Is your refrigerator running? Please give me upvotes

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My girlfriend left on a note on the refrigerator saying “this is not workinc, goodbye.” I opened the refrigerator and it seemed to be working just fine

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Bill Belichick arrested on animal cruelty chargers. The slaughtered carcasses of a ram, a panther, an eagle, a seahawk, and a falcon were found in his refrigerator by a friend visiting his house this morning.

i want to die

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This isn't working My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the fridge and it's working just fine... 😂😂😂

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I accidentally saw my strawberries macerating in the refrigerator It wasn't a big deal or anything. It's perfectly natural.

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This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...

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This guy goes to a psychiatrist... ...and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. My wife thinks she's a refrigerator!"

Doctor says, "That's terrible!"

Guy says, "You don't know the half of it. She sleeps with her mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake!"

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it was my friends birthday last week, so i bought him a refrigerator...... you should have seen his face light up when he opened it.

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Haiku Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they make no sense,
Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a college student and a refrigerator? Only one know how to chill.

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