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Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don't turn your back on family.
Why do people in Alabama not do the reverse cowgirl? Because you never turn your back on family
Why don't hillbillies do reverse cowgirl? Because they don't turn their back on family.
I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene
Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says... "Ah, that takes me back."
Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.
Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again.
I got into an accident, but I managed to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... my car to reverse leaving the scene.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology.
My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident
I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.
Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene.
I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars, now it's the reverse Oh, how the stables have turned
What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car
Just remember, voting is like driving! D to go forward, R to go in reverse.
I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.
My girlfriend asked me what she should wear... "a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."
Why do rednecks never do reverse cowgirl? Because they never turn their back on family.
Why we don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. Down here in Alabama we don't ever do "Reverse Cowgirl". Because we never turn our back on family!
What happens if you sing country music in reverse? You get your wife and job back.
My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Why can’t Elvis drive his car in reverse? He’s dead
Why is reverse cowgirl frowned upon in Alabama? Because you don't turn your back on family
Reverse knock knock joke
*Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*
Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke
Me: OK...
Dad: you have to start...
Me: OK, Knock knock
Dad: Who's there.....
Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!
(Dad in stitches)
The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
Why don’t hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don’t turn your back on family.
I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity.
How many gears does a french tank have? 6, 1 forward and 5 reverse.
Why don't they do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You don't turn your back on family.
What do you do if you’re drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure.
I've just finished a book about reverse psychology. Don't read it.
Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors.
13 go in reverse.
The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.
Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist? Me: You shouldn't.
They don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama... You never turn your back on family.
Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!" Paul Reverse
A hillbilly girl tells her guy “How about we try reverse cowgirl tonight?” He replies “Hey! You never turn your back on family.”
Why cant girls from Alabama do reverse cowgirl? Cause you never turn your back on family
psychologist: how does that make you feel? **reverse psychologist:** ¿leef uoy ekam taht seod woh
What do you call reverse birth? A push in the right direction
Why don't people in Alabama do the reverse cowgirl? Because they don't turn their back on family
In Alabama we don’t do reverse cowgirl You don’t turn your back on family
Why do people from Alabama never try reverse cowgirl They never turn their back on family
Why didn’t the hillbilly want to do reverse cowgirl Because they never turn their backs on family
You know why Southerners don’t like reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.
Why don't peoplw from Alabama like reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.
My friend asked me how reverse psychology worked
I told him he wouldn't understand.
Now he understands!
I was having a bad day and then I played a country song in reverse... My tire on my truck got fixed, my wife apologized for cheating and came back, I didn’t run out of beer and got back on to an asphalt road!
We never do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama We never turn our backs on family.
You know why they don’t do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? Because they never turn their backs on family
I've always wanted to drive trucks in reverse for a living... ...I think it'd make a good backup career.
Do you know what a reverse werewolf is? When a wolf sees a person and turns into the moon.
Under capitalism man exploits man... Under communism the reverse is true
What do you call a reverse Airbender? A Boomer Aang
I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology. I didn't learn a thing.
My Car Wouldn't Go In Reverse My brother tried it and agreed it didn't work. So we took it to the transmission shop. We went in and I explained the problem. The guy behind the counter was incredulous, but I said, "Ask my brother; he'll back me up!"
Today I got fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator... Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...
How many gears does an Italian tank have? Four, one to go forward and three for reverse.
Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?
-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.
How many gears do French tanks have? 14... 13 reverse and 1 forward.
LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl.
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