Hilarious Reverse Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Reverse Jokes

Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don't turn your back on family.

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Why do people in Alabama not do the reverse cowgirl? Because you never turn your back on family

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I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene

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Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says... "Ah, that takes me back."

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Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.

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Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again.

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I got into an accident, but I managed to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... my car to reverse leaving the scene.

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I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

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I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident

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I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

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Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene.

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I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene.

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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars, now it's the reverse Oh, how the stables have turned

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What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

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Just remember, voting is like driving! D to go forward, R to go in reverse.

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I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.

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My girlfriend asked me what she should wear... "a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."

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Why do rednecks never do reverse cowgirl? Because they never turn their back on family.

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Why we don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. Down here in Alabama we don't ever do "Reverse Cowgirl". Because we never turn our back on family!

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What happens if you sing country music in reverse? You get your wife and job back.

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My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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Why can’t Elvis drive his car in reverse? He’s dead

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Why is reverse cowgirl frowned upon in Alabama? Because you don't turn your back on family

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Reverse knock knock joke *Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...

Dad: you have to start...

Me: OK, Knock knock

Dad: Who's there.....

Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

(Dad in stitches)

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The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

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Why don’t hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity.

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How many gears does a french tank have? 6, 1 forward and 5 reverse.

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Why don't they do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You don't turn your back on family.

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What do you do if you’re drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure.

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I've just finished a book about reverse psychology. Don't read it.

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Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors. 13 go in reverse.

The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.

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Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist? Me: You shouldn't.

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They don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama... You never turn your back on family.

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Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!" Paul Reverse

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A hillbilly girl tells her guy “How about we try reverse cowgirl tonight?” He replies “Hey! You never turn your back on family.”

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Why cant girls from Alabama do reverse cowgirl? Cause you never turn your back on family

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New Reverse Jokes

psychologist: how does that make you feel? **reverse psychologist:** ¿leef uoy ekam taht seod woh

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What do you call reverse birth? A push in the right direction

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Why don't people in Alabama do the reverse cowgirl? Because they don't turn their back on family

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In Alabama we don’t do reverse cowgirl You don’t turn your back on family

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Why do people from Alabama never try reverse cowgirl They never turn their back on family

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Why didn’t the hillbilly want to do reverse cowgirl Because they never turn their backs on family

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You know why Southerners don’t like reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.

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Why don't peoplw from Alabama like reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.

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My friend asked me how reverse psychology worked I told him he wouldn't understand.

Now he understands!

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I was having a bad day and then I played a country song in reverse... My tire on my truck got fixed, my wife apologized for cheating and came back, I didn’t run out of beer and got back on to an asphalt road!

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We never do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama We never turn our backs on family.

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You know why they don’t do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? Because they never turn their backs on family

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I've always wanted to drive trucks in reverse for a living... ...I think it'd make a good backup career.

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Do you know what a reverse werewolf is? When a wolf sees a person and turns into the moon.

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Under capitalism man exploits man... Under communism the reverse is true

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What do you call a reverse Airbender? A Boomer Aang

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I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology. I didn't learn a thing.

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My Car Wouldn't Go In Reverse My brother tried it and agreed it didn't work. So we took it to the transmission shop. We went in and I explained the problem. The guy behind the counter was incredulous, but I said, "Ask my brother; he'll back me up!"

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Today I got fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator... Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...

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How many gears does an Italian tank have? Four, one to go forward and three for reverse.

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Mamma, why my brother was named Barc? -Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

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How many gears do French tanks have? 14... 13 reverse and 1 forward.

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LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.

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Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl.

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