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What rhymes with Orange No it doesn’t

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From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.

Why I oughta...!

Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver... But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

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My friend said to me what rhymes with orange No. It doesn't.

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Friend of mine said "What rhymes with orange" I said "No it doesn't"

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My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I say: “no it doesn’t”

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My roommate came up to me and said "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't."

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My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange." "No it doesn't." I replied.

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Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, "no it doesn't...."

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Me: What rhymes with orange Him: No it doesn't

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My friend said to me today, "what rhymes with orange?" I said no it doesn't.

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"Nothing rhymes with Orange." No it doesn't.

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My friend said “what rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t.”

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Why do rappers hate Trump? Nothing rhymes with orange.

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What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't.

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My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not

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What rhymes with orange? No, no it doesn't.

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Alternative nursery rhymes Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

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Dad, what rhymes with ‘orange’? No it doesn’t.

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My friend said "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No, it doesn't"

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What rhymes with orange Wait. No it doesn’t

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What rhymes with orange Wait, no it doesn't.

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My friend says to me: "What rhymes with silver" I said "No it doesn't"

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My friend recently approached me and said “What rhymes with Orange” I said “No it doesn’t”

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What is brown and rhymes with “snoop”? Dr. Dre

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Bonus: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

-Fo' Drizzle

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My friend said to me the other day, "What rhymes with orange". And i said.. "No, it doesn't."

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A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer

The metre was fine

And the rhymes quite divine

But for some reason it always got the last line wrong

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What's big, brown, and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What´s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange. There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

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My friend asked "what rhymes with apple?" I replied "no it doesn't"

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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My wife said to me "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't."

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Ask /r/jokes: What are your favorite twisted nursery rhymes? Little Miss Muffet sat down on a tuffet
Holding her can of RAID
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
So she blew the little sucker away.

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New Rhymes Jokes

What starts with D, and rhymes with "red"? Derek Chauvin

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My friend came up to me and said “what rhymes with orange?” And I replied, “no it doesn’t!”

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My friend came up to me and said: "What rhymes with orange." I said: "No, it doesn't"

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A friend of mine came up to me the other day and said, “What rhymes with orange?” And I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

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What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Do you know why Eminem is the only person that can roast Donald Trump? Because nothing rhymes with orange.

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My friend asked me 'What rhymes with orange?' I said no, it doesn't.

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What rhymes with anxiety? Think about that question non stop for no reason whatsoever.

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My friend told me nothing rhymes with orange So I replied, "No it doesn't".

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So my mate asks "What rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't"

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What rhymes with "orange"? Chump.

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My Girlfriend Says I’m Unsophisticated & Uncultured So to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her. Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”

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