Rooster Jokes

Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.

Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster...

Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip

Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster

What's the difference between yo momma and a rooster? A rooster says cockadoodledoo

Yo momma says anycocklldo

Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.

I'll leave now

What do you call a rooster staring at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo
and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do

Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg?

Neither. The rooster always comes first.

I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife. Apparently she doesn’t like boo cocky.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called. His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"

(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: The Rooster.

How did the rooster meet the hen? Chicken tinder....

What do you call a cross between a rooster and a rabbit? A hop a doodle doo!

Courtesy of my 9yr old daughter

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head

Dad Joke #1 I got into an argument with the guy one farm over. He got so mad, he threw a rooster at me.

"Careful now" I said, "Them's fightin' birds."

Person 1: What came first the chicken or the egg? Person 2: I'm pretty sure the rooster came first.

What do you call a rooster looking at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad

Bad himalayan joke Me: *on edge of roof* no one likes my jokes
Cop: there’s still a lot to live for. tell me one of your jokes
Me: what do you call a rooster that produces eggs?
Cop: I don't know. What?
Me: himalayan
Cop: omg just jump

Which came first? Chicken or egg? The rooster.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It was actually the rooster.

Who came first. The chicken or the egg A very embarrassed rooster

Why did the rooster go to the KFC? To see a chicken strip.

Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.

What do you call an overconfident rooster? **Cocky**

Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.

What's the difference between a hen and a rooster? Hens lay eggs. Roosters lay hens.

What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? I always assumed the rooster came first.

Credit goes to: u/Bodhi_Thom

Did you hear about the fighting rooster who never lost a fight? His record was impeccable.

Person 1: What came first, the chicken or the egg? Person 2: Heh, I think it was the rooster.

Why didn't the Jamaican Rooster have any friends? Because he was a Jerk Chicken!