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Funny Rooster Jokes
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Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.

Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster...

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Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip

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Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster

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What's the difference between yo momma and a rooster? A rooster says cockadoodledoo

Yo momma says anycocklldo

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Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.

I'll leave now

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What do you call a rooster staring at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo
and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do

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Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg?

Neither. The rooster always comes first.

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I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife. Apparently she doesn’t like boo cocky.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

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A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called. His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"

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(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: The Rooster.

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How did the rooster meet the hen? Chicken tinder....

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What do you call a cross between a rooster and a rabbit? A hop a doodle doo!

Courtesy of my 9yr old daughter

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head

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Dad Joke #1 I got into an argument with the guy one farm over. He got so mad, he threw a rooster at me.

"Careful now" I said, "Them's fightin' birds."

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Person 1: What came first the chicken or the egg? Person 2: I'm pretty sure the rooster came first.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad

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Bad himalayan joke Me: *on edge of roof* no one likes my jokes
Cop: there’s still a lot to live for. tell me one of your jokes
Me: what do you call a rooster that produces eggs?
Cop: I don't know. What?
Me: himalayan
Cop: omg just jump

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Which came first? Chicken or egg? The rooster.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It was actually the rooster.

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Who came first. The chicken or the egg A very embarrassed rooster

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Why did the rooster go to the KFC? To see a chicken strip.

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Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.

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What do you call an overconfident rooster? **Cocky**

Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.

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What's the difference between a hen and a rooster? Hens lay eggs. Roosters lay hens.

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What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? I always assumed the rooster came first.

Credit goes to: u/Bodhi_Thom

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Did you hear about the fighting rooster who never lost a fight? His record was impeccable.

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Person 1: What came first, the chicken or the egg? Person 2: Heh, I think it was the rooster.

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Why didn't the Jamaican Rooster have any friends? Because he was a Jerk Chicken!

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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A Chicken Cesar Salad

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What does a Mexican rooster say? Guac-a-doodle doo.

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What do you call a rooster with a piece of lettuce over it’s eye? Chicken sees-a-salad

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What do you call a rooster who's wife sleeps around? A cluck.

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Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? Rooster : Never get credit for anything.

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Which Came first, the Chicken or the Egg. It depends on the skill of the rooster.

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Why didn't the Rooster go on the Roller Coaster? He was chicken...

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So a man is at a job interview... So a man is at job interview and the interviewer says: "On your resume it says you've had experience as a rooster?"
The man replies "Yeah, It was good fun, although I cocked up a lot"

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Two roosters are working out in a gym One of the roosters stops and starts to stare at something.

The other rooster asks "What you looking at?"

To which he replies with "Just chicken out that fit bird."

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To get to the other year.

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What kind of rooster is garunteed to win a cockfight? An impeccable one.

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Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?

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