Scout Jokes

You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat and your scout master is covering your mouth.

When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies? Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp

A Boy Scout decided to start a business fixing horns on cars and trucks… He called it "Beep Repaired."

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? One comes back from camp.

What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp.

You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat and the scout master is covering your mouth.

When does a Cub become a Boy-Scout? When he eats his first Brownie

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When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Boy Scouts [Warning: Offensive] Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

One comes home from camp, the other doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back home from camp.

What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? One comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from camp....

What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp.
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My old Scout Master told me this one "Don't take the blindfold off until I'm done"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!

My car horn hasn't worked for a long time. Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, "Beep repaired!"

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scouts came home from their camps

How was Boy Scout camp? Intents

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp.

How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!

I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella.

A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots.

The girl says "Can I join you?"

They reply "Can you knot?"

You can take a Boy Scout out of the woods But you can’t take a Boy Scout out of another Boy Scout

The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout. A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law.

My scout friend recently passed away. He died doing what he loved Tying knots

What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp

This Girl Scout Cookie diet is really paying off... ...now I've got that "Samoan" figure

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.

When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!