Scuba Jokes

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym... For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D

Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backward off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

I hate scuba diving It was the lowest moment of my life.

Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

Do you know why scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.

Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me.

One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison. I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers dive backwards to go into the water? Because if they dived forward, they'd fall in the boat.

What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel? Scuba-Doo!

Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat

I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure.

I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving... One day I lobster and never flounder again.

Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat? Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.

Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving? He won't inhale.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they would still be on the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be on the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? If they fall forwards they’d still be on the boat.

The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself, that's shellfish.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into water? Because if they fell forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boat? Because if they fall forwards, they’ll still be in the boat.

Where do scuba divers like to drink? The dive bar.

*Ba dum tss*

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.