Hilarious Shooting Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Shooting Jokes

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No." I responded, "How about now?"

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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

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What’s the difference between a computer and an American? An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.

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The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

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My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes... It’s like shooting fish in apparel...

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I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, she replied, “No!” I said, “How about now?”

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Things have gotten so bad in The US that during the last parade they surrounded Donald Trump with bullet proof glass. Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd

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My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

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Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him

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Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla

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What's the difference between a computer and an American? An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.

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School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies... Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting

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I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.

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A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.

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What's the best part about having Memorial Day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.

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Phone rings. Poet friend. He asks, "Do you ever get shooting pains like someone's got a voodoo doll of you they're stabbing with a long needle agan and again?" "No," I reply.

Long pause.

Sounding concerned, he says, "How about now?"

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I think Americans are right to worry about immigrants Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.

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Maybe the phrase shooting fish in a barrel comes from Americans... Because fish swim in shoals.

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I never understood school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed at a younger audience.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? "Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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I don’t get school shooting jokes They must be aimed at a younger audience

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So, I was fishing, and I saw a shooting star! The reel jokes are in the comets.

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What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!

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School shooters I just dont like school shooting jokes i dont know why.

Mabey its just because they're aimed at kids

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I took my kids to the shooting range today. But they said I had to use the paper targets.

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No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they are aimed at an younger audience

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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked me, "Do you ever get a shooting pain in your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Concerned, I said, "No"

She responded "How about now?!"

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Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.

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Netflix’s original content has some stiff competition. I heard they’re shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

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What's the difference between a school shooting and a royal wedding? A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.

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I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.

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I don't understand school shooting jokes. I think they are aimed at a younger audience.

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We get it Mr. Trump, you have bulletproof shoes. ....That doesn't mean you should keep shooting yourself in the foot.

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Whenever anybody says they are trying to find a needle in a haystack, I cant help but wonder... ...who was shooting up in the barn?

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People are seriously still shooting fire works on July 9?!? One almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire.

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How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just start shooting the room because it's black.

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I never understood those school shooting jokes. They were probably aimed at a younger audience i guess.

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What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.

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I tried to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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My teacher told me to take some photographs of my school I guess you could say I’m shooting the school

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I don’t really understand school shooting jokes Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience

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A photographer went to a Catholic church... ...and caused a mass shooting.

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Why do a lot of people not get school shooting jokes? Because they're aimed at a younger audience

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Why are school shooting jokes so popular? Because they’re aimed at young people

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I never got school shooting jokes Maybe they're just aimed at younger audiences.

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I don’t understand school shooting jokes. They must be aimed at a younger audience.

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The first question in my english exam was what sports is the most popular in America "School shooting" sadly didn't count.

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Never understood the school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience

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How do you create a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops.

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I never understand school shooting jokes.. I guess they are aimed for the younger audience.

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I never get the school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed to younger au

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Why Can't You Tell Kurt Cobain a Secret? Because he's always shooting his mouth off.

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I don't get school shooting jokes. I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

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No one laughs at my shooting jokes in school They don't find it funny. I think I should target a younger audience instead.

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I don't get those school shooting jokes. They are probably aimed at a younger generation.

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What’s the best part about summer in America? 3 months without a school shooting.

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I never got school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience

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I'm never into school shooting jokes. They're always aimed at a younger audience

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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The real tragedy of this mosque shooting in NZ Thoughts and prayers to all the innocent white people who will be blamed for the actions of a single individual, an individual not inspired by mainstream religion followed by 1.7 billion people

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I got arrested for shooting up a school. Apparently, I failed to notice signs prohibiting photography in the aquarium.

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What's the best thing about summer in America? Three months without a school shooting.

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It's been a few weeks since the last school shooting. Oh, it's summer.

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Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences... because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.

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What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode? Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

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There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop Police say it was a drive buy

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy shooting at the room because it's black.

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My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences. During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”

He replied, “They stopped shooting at me.”

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There's been a shooting at the San Diego bikini contest. Don't worry though, everyone made it out in a one-piece!

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Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans

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Whats worse then beating a dead horse? Shooting a gorilla

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The Cincinnati zoo is putting in a new shooting range for it's employees. Ooh, sorry I misread that. They are just getting a new gorilla.

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What's the difference between a white supremacist and Heroine? I thought twice about shooting heroine

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USA police. Police in most states in US were seen shooting at the sun for few minutes on 21st Aug 2017.

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Whats the difference between terrorists and black people? Cops try talk to terrorists before shooting them.

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What is the best paradox? A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

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Did you hear about the gunfight in the Catholic church? Mass Shooting

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Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was... Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center.

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Why a good cameraman is a very dangerous person? He's always shooting something!

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Why was the American pilot denied Ace status after shooting down five A6M5's? Because he had Zero kills.

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What goes "clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG BANG"? An Amish drive-by shooting.

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A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist He shrugged and replied, "Recoil"

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Why did the French invent smokeless powder? So they could remain hidden after shooting to allow more time for a retreat.

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Did you hear about the attack on the Catholic Church? It was a mass shooting.

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Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands? He was always shooting his mouth off.

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I saw a woman yelling at a man who was shooting a flame thrower at her house. I don't know what happened, I just heard him say "it sounds to me like you should have called a water truck"

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My friend got in trouble for shooting cans... Americans, Mexicans....

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Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting

Two soldiers are in a tank

They drown

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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There was a shooting at the marathon today Police say it was race related

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? "Meet me - oh, right.."

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? "Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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/r/news mods stand in solidarity By trying to pay homage to Omar by shooting down all these threads

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Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.

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Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools

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The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class.

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