Sikh Jokes

I misplaced something at the office. A nice man in a turban helped me locate it. I guess it's true what they say. Sikh and you shall find.

(edit: same man teased me about the pronunciation. It was good natured, but it was still a Sikh burn)

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LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.

Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh

I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim. We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.

What do you call a Sikh on a tight rope Balan Singh.

Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh.

Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim? Because they are Sikh and tired of it!

We need more hospitals and doctors in Punjab, India...urgently! There are a lot of Sikh people out there

Why was the Sikh man in the hospital? He wasn't just Sikh, he was turbanally ill.

(I'm sorry)

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke.

A guy wearing a turban walks into a bar The bartender asks "Is this some sort of Sikh joke?"

How did my son win a Turban at school today? He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh

What's an Indians favorite game? Hide and Sikh

Why did the doctor go to hospital on Easter? Because he was Sikh

A midget wearing a turban is walking down the street He starts coughing violently and so someone asks if he is ok. He gets back and then says "I'm fine, I'm just a little Sikh."

I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called "Hyde & Sikh".

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.

Obama care is religious discrimination We shouldn’t try to prevent Americans from being Sikh!

What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban? Lavinder Singh

Why did the Indian man go to the doctor? He was Sikh.

What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh.

Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

If you're chasing a guy in a turban Are you playing hide and Sikh?

I'm a Sikh and really tired of hearing "sikh" puns on any post related to Sikhs I'm sikh of this joke.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh

What's Indian Women's favorite movie? "The Big Sikh".

I saw two Punjabi guys fighting... It was a Sikh fight.

A Sikh walks into a bar.. and takes a seat.
Bartender: Are you relaxing?
Sikh: No, my name is Aman Singh.

Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters. Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.

What's that feeling you get in your side when you hear a sikh joke? The punjab

A Hindu walks into a bar and sees a man with a turban on "Sikh hat bro, where can I get one?"

What did you call a turban master A Sikh Lord

Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh.

Did you see the guy wearing a turban doing tricks in the skate park? Dude, it was Sikh.

What is a Sikh man's favorite place to go on vacation? Singhapore

If you've lost something just change religion Sikh and ye shall find

Just bought an an Indian dubstep album. It has some pretty Sikh tunes.

What can you say about the sikh that isn't in a relationship? He's singhle

How do you know when Christianity isn't "healing" you? When you start to become Sikh.

What do you call a lazy sikh? Relax Singh.