Skydiving Jokes

I'm taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.

Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs.

If you're ever skydiving and your parachute fails to open don't panic You will have the rest of your life to try and fix it

If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving.

Why can't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs

I went skydiving today. The guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane, and as we began to fall he yelled in my ear "So how long you been an instructor?

If you're ever skydiving and your parachute doesn't deploy, you don't need to worry. You have to rest of your life to fix it.

If you love skydiving, don’t wear a parachute on your next jump Then you can skydive for the rest of your life!

Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs.

If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving But you do need one to go skydiving twice

If your parachute doesn’t open while skydiving, don’t worry! You have the rest of your life to figure it out

A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world.

Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving? He landed on a plane.

If at first you don’t succeed... Then perhaps skydiving isn’t for you.

I was a big fan of Extreme Vetting Then I found out it isn't a show about skydiving into the desert to perform dog surgery.

If you don't succeed at first... then skydiving isn't for you

Why do blind people hate skydiving? Scares the dog.

Why don’t blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs

I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute.

After all, that's what they would've wanted.

I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out the plane and as we plummeted, he asked me. So how long have you been an instructor?

If at first you don’t succeed... Skydiving is not for you.

When's the best time to go skydiving? Fall.

If your parachute fails while skydiving, don't worry... You have the rest of your life to fix it.

A child with cancer goes skydiving for his bucket list He's now at terminal velocity.

If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

If your parachute fails while skydiving... You have the rest of your life to fix it.

Why don’t blind people like skydiving? It scares their dogs.

If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you.

Why can't the blind go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much.

My friend decided to go Indoor Skydiving dressed as Peter Pan I told him "You'll neverland!"

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice

If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving obviously shouldn't be your hobby

Skydiving without a parachute Is a once in a lifetime experience!

My wife's skydiving experience ended horrifically. The parachute worked.

What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure.

My skydiving instructor was really dense. He left quite an impression.

I convinced my girlfriend to get over her fear of skydiving... Her funeral is on Tuesday.

If a parachute fails while skydiving, don't worry! You have plenty of time. You have the rest of your entire life to fix it!