Slave Jokes

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars." They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.

How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master’s degree.

slave Leia A man comes home to his girlfriend who is in a slave Leia costume, chained to the bed and stretched out seductively. The man gets angry and says "I'm not that fat!"

Edit: sorry I wrote this weird, hopefully it makes more sense now.

Why did a slave go to college? To pickup his master's degree

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know.

I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... "Dubai?" He asked

"Yes, and sell" I replied.

I started watched 12 years a slave today ...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through

A man brings his black friend to a slave auction After a while, he asks him:

"So what do you think?"

His friend replies:

"Well, I'm sold."

Why did the slave go to college? So he could get into a good field.

HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10

Morgan was once a slave... ...now he's a Freeman.

Why did the slave go to college? ...so that he could get into a good field

What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Then her name would be mozarella.

Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation

A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?


A disobedient slave.

I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job

What does a slave do at the university? He gets his master's degree.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common.

Why did the slave pay in cash? He didn't have his Mastercard

If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, would she be known as Mozarella?

Simple joke. Why did the slave go to college?
To go and get his master's degree.

Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave

Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market.

I was going to say a black joke, but I think I'll slave it for later.

What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market.

Why did the slave ask for career counseling? He wanted to get into a good field.

A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant

A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave.

Did you hear about the Roman slave’s wife who was devoured by a lion? Honestly, he was gladiator

What did the feminist slave say to Lincoln? I don't need you to MANcipate me.

A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?" Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.

I like my slaves like i like my coffee Free


Because who would pay for a slave

Why is Peter Pan always flying? because he neverlands!

jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his slave, #freetink

While filming the slave barge scenes for the Return of the Jedi, cast members said Carrie Fisher always looked rather cold. Well I can see why to be honest, she wasn't wearing many Leia's at the time...

A redneck's truck breaks down, so he bangs on the steering wheel... ... and the truck starts.

His buddy asks, "Why does hitting things make 'em work?"

The farmer smiles, "trick we picked up from the slave days."

What's the best deal you can get in the Mexican slave trade? Buy Juan, get Juan free!