Snap Jokes

Thanos’ finger snap would have a way greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared Apparently only DC movies can do that

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.

Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to snap twice.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!

An old lady is walking down the street singing "21 today, 21 today." A young man beside her snaps "You're not 21 you old bat." With a snap she slams her cane into his head and walks away singing.

"22 today, 22 today." With a smile.

Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar... OH SNaP

What is it called when a person with red hair and freckles gets angry for no reason? Ginger-snap!

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. OH SNaP

I got fired from the rubber band factory yesterday... My first thought was "Oh snap!"

So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says "OH SNAP"

Did you see the new Avengers movie? It was over in a snap

A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.

What is Thanos' favourite vegetable to snack on? Snap peas

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend? My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? Snap-on tools

How come Thanos is so buff and strong? He's a member of Snap fitness.
Sorry, had to blow the dust off of this joke.

What do you call it when a redhead gets angry? Ginger snap.

Schrodinger had a girlfriend but he was afraid to look at her because she might snap into a state where she didn't exist. And don't even get me started on the double slit.

How do people talk to each other in the soul stone? Snap-chat

That last avengers movie.. Was over in a snap.

How does the cereal killer kill his victims? With a snap, crackle and pop

I have insomnia Everyone keeps telling me to snap out of it but I keep telling them it doesn't happen over night.

Telling your parents your a philosophy major is like reading them poetry They snap

Oh snap..I missed the Oscars again. That makes 35 years in a row now.

If snap chat has taught me anything... It's that alot of you females look better as farm animals.

So hydroxide, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "OH SNaP!"

So...if a redhead goes crazy... Is it called a ginger snap?

What’s the most offensive marketing campaign post-Thanos Snap? 50% off.

Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours... But I felt like it ended in a snap!

Courtney Love could snap me like a twig Or she could kill me and make it look like suicide

What did the hat say to the other hat that always daydreamed? You need to snap back to reality.

When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.

What do you call a chlamydia-infected photographer whose father has the runs? A snap-happy clappy chappie with a crappy pappy.

What's Thanos's Favorite Veggie? Sugar SNAP peas!!!!!!

What did Thanos say when his plan didn't work? Oh snap!

I met a French girl at the bar and she gave me her snap chat username But so far she's only sent me pictures of cats