Sniper Jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.

What do you call a Soviet Sniper? A Marxman

Did you hear about the communist sniper? He was an incredible marxman

I took my mother in law out today I love being a sniper

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh*t

What do you call a communist sniper Marxman

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Trump will be President until 2020 It would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic...

How do you know if a sniper likes you? He misses you.

What do you call a Hispanic sniper? A Puerto-recon.

Recently divorced Marine sniper slapped with a 1500 yard restraining order. He is now struggling to understand the distance that has become between them, as well as windage.

Source: The Onion

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't...

What do you call a sniper in the red army? A Marxman

It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?

I just started going for a sniper training course My trainer told me that sniping is like programming, you gotta C#.

So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal sniper riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin... The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.

What's the difference between a bad sniper and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit, the other can hoot but not sh*t.

I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!

What do you call a Soviet sniper? Marxman

Whats the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl One shoots and cant hit...

What did the Canadian Sniper say after making a record-breaking kill shot? Sorry

How do you know a sniper likes you? He has you in his sights and takes you out.

A Canadian sniper hit a target from 2 miles When asked how he did it, he said it was a team effort. "I could have never done it without my spotter and 2 sweepers."

How do you know a sniper likes you? He misses you.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome.

It's a bit of a long shot... ...but who here has some good sniper jokes?

EDIT: Seems like nobody has gotten *my* joke.

What do you call a sniper that supports communism? A Marxman

History Joke What do you call a communist sniper?

A Marxman!

What do you call a Danish Sniper? A Denmarksmen

What does Dora say in Iraq? Sniper no Sniping

I can never be consistent when I play sniper. It's always a hit or miss.

My girlfriend is a sniper and I know she loves me, you know why? Because she said she missed me.

I told my commander that I'd like to be a sniper But he told me it would be a long shot.

My girlfriend is a sniper and I know she really love me... She said she missed me!

I was looking to buy a sniper rifle at a small arms store but it was a long shot

Long Range Sniper Rifle: $5,000. Hiring an assassin: $10,000. Having Mike Pence assassinated? Viceless.

My great great great great great uncle during the revolutionary war was quoted for his famous last words, saying... "That sniper can't hit the broad side of a ba...."

My wife just became a Hindu! ... nevermind it was a sniper