Snoop Dogg Jokes

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US? He’d be rolling in his grave.

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel.

Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside

What do you call a Snoop Dogg impersonator? Faux Shizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking? A chizzle.

My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt. Snoop Doggy style.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)

Why did Snoop Dogg bust out an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Bonus: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

-Fo' Drizzle

What do you call it when Snoop Dogg pretends it's raining? Faux drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry a umbrella? Fo' drizzle

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot is legal in the United States,.. ..He will be rolling in his grave.

How many woodworking tools does Snoop Dogg usually use? Four chisels, my nizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force

Why did Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle.

Snoop Dogg recently announced the he doesn't smoke weed any more But he also doesn't smoke any less.

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling? The sizzle.

Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not?
Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house

Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called? 420 Braise It

Why did snoop dogg swap his pimp cane for a umbrella? Fo' drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg (Lion) use an umbrella? Fo drizzle!