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Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo Mama so fat I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas
Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so fat... I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O OBCD
Your mom so fat.. Her favorite jewellery is the food chain
Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a memory foam it forgot
Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Your mom is so fat Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
Yo mama's so fat
Her nose can't even run
Came up with this myself and was quite proud
Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app.
Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi
Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond.
Yo mama's so fat... when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 80 years to live.
Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat... That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.
Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to clap to get rid of her
[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.
Your momma's so fat... she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.
Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8. At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
Yo momma so fat Not even dolby could surround her
Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama so fat... It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.
Yo Mama so Fat She can't save files bigger than 4GB.
Why is America so fat? Because THESE COLORS DON’T RUN
Yo Mama so fat... When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota
Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK
Your mother is so fat that she fell into deep depression and she broke it.
Yo momma's so fat When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup
Yo mama so fat all her toes have their own unique zipcodes!
Yo momma so fat the starts the alphabet with O OBCD
I can break the fourth wall with a joke
All I need is your mama
Cause your mama is so fat
If she breaks a wall
She shatters reality
Yo mama so fat, I tried to rate her on a scale of 1-10 But she broke the scale.
A man to his friend: Hey man, why are you so fat?
Friend: I don't know, it runs in the family I guess.
Man: Man, ain't nobody able to run in your family.
Joe sits near a pregnant woman.
Joe: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Joe: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Joe: Then why did you eat it?!
Yo momma's so fat If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.
Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for facial recognition.
Your mama's so fat
When she stepped on the weighing scale the number that was displayed exceeded the 64-bit limit and went back to zero!
^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry..
Your mama is so fat, when she tripped and fell the only one cracking up was the ground
Yo mama so fat... ... Jokes on you, Im adopted
Yo mama so fat.. ..that her doctors require a degree in general relativity
Yo mama is SO fat... The last time she wore high heels, she struck oil!
Yo' mama so fat-- Bacterias can't leave her body due to her gravitational force.
Yo momma so fat....... She got in a monster truck and made it a low rider.
Why are Americans so fat? Because these colors don't run!
Yo mama is so fat... ...I was crushed by the weight of the pun responsibility.
Your Mama is so fat that... ...if she were an interstate the speed limit would drop to 55 due to curves.
Elder Scrolls Joke Yo momma's so fat the dark brotherhood needs two contracts to get her
Yo mama so fat... That when she takes a bath she doesn't use any water..... and it STILL overflows.
Yo momma so fat... When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.
Yo MaMa Jokes Yo MaMa so fat, she rolled over a dollar and 4 quarters came out
Yo momma so fat When she stands on a scale it reads "one at a time please"
Your momma is so fat She puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma is so fat, when she is five minutes late... The front of her is on time.
Your mother is so FAT She can't even recognise files larger than 4 gigabytes.
So...I'm a former American, officially Chinese now.
I was adopted by a Mandarin family and they gave me a family name.
I'm Tso Fat.
Yo' mama is so fat... ...She sat on my iPod and turned it into an iPad, and then asked Steve Jobs to market it.
Yo mama so fat Her CAR has stretch marks
Yo mama Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes!
Your moms so fat... she could be on OKCupid.
Why do you look so fat?
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Yo mama is so fat
She stays really warm in the cold. So she usually lends me her jackets in the winter.
What a nice person :)
Yo Mamma's so Fat... That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".
Another Yo Momma joke.. Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."
Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Just Chill Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars.