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Funniest So Fat Jokes

Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...

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Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

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Yo Mama so fat I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas

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Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

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Yo mama so fat... I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O OBCD

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Your mom so fat.. Her favorite jewellery is the food chain

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Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

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Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

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Your mom is so fat Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

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Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run




Came up with this myself and was quite proud

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Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

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Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

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Yo momma is so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app.

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Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi

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Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

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Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.

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Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond.

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Yo mama's so fat... when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 80 years to live.

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Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Yo mama so fat... That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.

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Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to clap to get rid of her

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[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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Your momma's so fat... she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8. At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad

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Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

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Yo momma so fat Not even dolby could surround her

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Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

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Yo mama so fat... It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.

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Yo Mama so Fat She can't save files bigger than 4GB.

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Why is America so fat? Because THESE COLORS DON’T RUN

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Yo Mama so fat... When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota

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Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK

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Your mother is so fat that she fell into deep depression and she broke it.

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Yo momma's so fat When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup

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Yo mama so fat all her toes have their own unique zipcodes!

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Yo momma so fat the starts the alphabet with O OBCD

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I can break the fourth wall with a joke All I need is your mama

Cause your mama is so fat

If she breaks a wall

She shatters reality

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Yo mama so fat, I tried to rate her on a scale of 1-10 But she broke the scale.

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A man to his friend: Hey man, why are you so fat? Friend: I don't know, it runs in the family I guess.

Man: Man, ain't nobody able to run in your family.

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Joe sits near a pregnant woman. Joe: Why do you look so fat?

Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.

Joe: Is it a good baby?

Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.

Joe: Then why did you eat it?!

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Yo momma's so fat If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.

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Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

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Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for facial recognition.

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Your mama's so fat When she stepped on the weighing scale the number that was displayed exceeded the 64-bit limit and went back to zero!

^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry..

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Your mama is so fat, when she tripped and fell the only one cracking up was the ground

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Yo mama so fat... ... Jokes on you, Im adopted

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Yo mama so fat.. ..that her doctors require a degree in general relativity

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Yo mama is SO fat... The last time she wore high heels, she struck oil!

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Yo' mama so fat-- Bacterias can't leave her body due to her gravitational force.

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Yo momma so fat....... She got in a monster truck and made it a low rider.

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Why are Americans so fat? Because these colors don't run!

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Yo mama is so fat... ...I was crushed by the weight of the pun responsibility.

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Your Mama is so fat that... ...if she were an interstate the speed limit would drop to 55 due to curves.

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Elder Scrolls Joke Yo momma's so fat the dark brotherhood needs two contracts to get her

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Yo mama so fat... That when she takes a bath she doesn't use any water..... and it STILL overflows.

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Yo momma so fat... When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.

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Yo MaMa Jokes Yo MaMa so fat, she rolled over a dollar and 4 quarters came out

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Yo momma so fat When she stands on a scale it reads "one at a time please"

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Your momma is so fat She puts her belt on with a boomerang.

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Your momma is so fat, when she is five minutes late... The front of her is on time.

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Your mother is so FAT She can't even recognise files larger than 4 gigabytes.

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So...I'm a former American, officially Chinese now. I was adopted by a Mandarin family and they gave me a family name.

I'm Tso Fat.

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Yo' mama is so fat... ...She sat on my iPod and turned it into an iPad, and then asked Steve Jobs to market it.

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Yo mama so fat Her CAR has stretch marks

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Yo mama Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes!

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Your moms so fat... she could be on OKCupid.

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Why do you look so fat? A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

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Yo mama is so fat She stays really warm in the cold. So she usually lends me her jackets in the winter.
What a nice person :)

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Yo Mamma's so Fat... That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

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Another Yo Momma joke.. Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."

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Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Just Chill Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars.

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