Hilarious Sodium Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Sodium Jokes

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Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na

:D

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What fish is made of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

Edit: Jeez, almost 300 upvotes, thanks everyone!

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What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar? Batman.

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Hey girl, is your atomic number 11? Because you're sodium fine.

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Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery

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My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

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Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!

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I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said "Sodium Bromate."

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe.

Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.

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I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH

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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? "Na."

"How about a joke about potassium?"

"K."

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake. Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

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So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO

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Why does everyone add salt to their meals? It’s sodium goooood

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Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na

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Do I know any jokes about sodium, bromine and oxygen? NaBrO

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What kind of a fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p

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I was was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na...

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Hey dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO

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what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar.. And the bartender says: “BATMAN!”

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I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.

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Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO

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A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite?

Bartender: NaBrO

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Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? "Na"

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What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.

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What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na

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Should you joke about sodium...? Na

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I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na.

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Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee Sodium just said Na.

Potassium replied K.

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What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide with hydrochloric acid? Water, and /r/leagueoflegends

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Should i make another sodium joke? Na

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What's a banana made of? One part barium, two parts sodium.

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I would say a joke about sodium but Na

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Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar... OH SNaP

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New Sodium Jokes

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?" "Na."

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Why do Sodium and Chloride not like eachother? Because they're salty!

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Name one type of assault Idk, sodium chloride?

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Wanted to post a sodium joke, but I was like Na, people won't get it..

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I was about to post a joke about Sodium Then I said to myself "Na, people won't get it"

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oxygen and magnesium said OMg to this \-Wanna hear a joke about sodium ?

Na

\-Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite ?

NaBrO

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I wanted to post a sodium joke But Na, people won’t get it

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I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry so... NaCl

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Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes? "Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew

The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"

"No" Andrew said, "I meant, "Na, I don't"

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Why did the person with high blood pressure sue the cook who put sodium in his food? It was a salt.

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Why did the type 1 diabetic sue the man who put sodium in her food? It was a salt.

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My science teacher asked me if I liked sodium I said “Na.”

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What do you call a gun made out of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.

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I heared Sodium and Hydrogen were getting together And I was like "NaH!"

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You must have 11 protons, Because you are SODIUM cute.

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I am so tired I need to take a sodium phosphide A NaP

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TIL how to combine sodium and potassium. There's a NaK to it.

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium cute.

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Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested? For 'a salt' and battery :D

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I would make a joke about Sodium But Na

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What fish is only made of two sodium particles? 2na

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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…followed by Batman Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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My Teacher Threw Sodium Chloride At Me.. That’s a salt!

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So hydroxide, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "OH SNaP!"

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I want to make a joke about sodium But Na

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I taught Sodium everything... If i wasn't there, Sodium would be So Dum

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What kind of fish is made out of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na

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What compound is found in a lazy person's brain? Sodium Procrastinate

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Anyone know a joke a about sodium deposits? Na.

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A chemist asks another chemist: "Yo, got some sodium hypobromite that I could use?" The other chemist replies: "Na bro."

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What kind of fish is made of only 2 Sodium Atoms? 2 Na

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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na

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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

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You wanna hear a sodium joke? Na, you won't get it.

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What fish is made of two sodium atom? 2 Na

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you look Sodium fine.

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Was going to post a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen... ...but NaH.

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What do you get when you combine 8 Sodium atoms? Batman.

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Sodium and chloride had a nasty fight ... They were charged with a salt.

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I was going to make a joke about sodium But Na

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I was gonna post a joke about sodium. But, Na.

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what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt

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Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now? Na...

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What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse? A salt with a dead Lee weapon

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A sodium ion went to rob a bank. It was charged, without a doubt.

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Do you eat to much sodium? Na.

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I was going to say a funny joke about sodium... but Na.

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I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na.

How about one about potassium?

K.

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I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.

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Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt.

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Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na

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I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.

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Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea

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Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*.

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You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na.

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Who followed 16 sodium atoms into a bar? BATMAN!

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