Hilarious Sunday Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Sunday Jokes

Attention America! We Brits have your president! If you do not send us £50M by Sunday morning.... We’ll return him back to you.

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If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday.

First time posting, please be gentle.

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Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday

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I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week.

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday

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On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday morning Tell her a joke on Friday :)

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Clever Husband. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays...

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Which are the stronger days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays：D

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What do you call a Batman that skips church on Sunday Christian Bail

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If Croatia loses tomorrow, all of England will hope to beat their biggest rival on Sunday: Liver damage

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What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.

(From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days.

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are just weak days.

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Why do televangelists go to church every Sunday? To pray on the week.

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What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, because Mon-Fri are weak days

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Scroll to the end Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Saturday: Ian

Sunday: Greg

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The Gregorian calendar

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**AVENGERS ENDGAME SPOILERS* Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party at my place this Sunday. HMU if you're interested.

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What do we want? Friday!

When do we want it?

Sunday night.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder

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An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses.

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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days...

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What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday? Rolling Rock

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Gregorian Calendar Monday: Greg Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Greg Thursday: Ian Friday: Greg Saturday: Ian Sunday: Greg

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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.

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Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg So this is how the Gregorian calendar was created.

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday
The rest are Weakdays

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!

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Next week is National Diarrhea Week... Runs through Sunday

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If Valentine's Day is for lovers.. then Palm Sunday is for the single.

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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday... ... Those were the days.

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A Sunday school teacher ask the children, "why is it necessary to be quite in church?" The children replied, "because people are sleeping."

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny raised hand. and replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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There's nothing like waking up next to the girl of your dreams on a nice Sunday knowing you could just lay in bed with her all day long Her calling the cops and saying 'get out my bed you disgusting freak' does ruin the mood though.

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Next week is national diarrhoea awareness week It runs to Sunday

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New Sunday Jokes

OK FINE!! i'LL WEAR MY MASK SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!! JeEZ ALLmIGHtY!! My doctor told me I have a weekend immune system.

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What do you call it when you kill a bunch of Catholics on a Sunday morning? Mass murder

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All Chick-fil-A locations are set to be closed on Sunday.

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Everyone knows that the Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days of the week. ...because the rest are "week/weak" days.

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I heard ariana grande is preforming in the superbowl halftime on sunday It's going to be fire

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A man killed a guard when stealing the AsH3 formula last Sunday The guard died for arsine.

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We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff So we could get some comedic value when the headline says “The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday”

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What did the Jewish Bostonian woman declare to her Sunday bridge group about her recent knitting project? "I'm so AUtistic!"

EDIT: Ahtistic.

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If guys in relationships celebrate Valentines's Day, what do single guys celebrate? Palm Sunday.

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What’s the same about the Eagles and a mailman? They both won’t deliver on Sunday.

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Next week is the International Diarrhea Week Runs from monday to sunday.

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are just weak days

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I went to the shop to buy a chicken late one Sunday.... ...and upon finding the shelves mostly empty remarked;

''Oh dear, what a poultry selection''

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What's the difference between a priest and a mailman? The mailman doesn't handle packages on Sunday.

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Father's Day comes once a year! Hardly seems fair since it's Sunday once a week!

Dad jokes :)

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What happened to the convict on death row who ordered only an ice cream sunday as his last meal? He got his just desserts

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Palm Sunday A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...

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Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday? Because Tuesday is a weekday.

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I went to church on Sunday and did confession after. You should have heard what people told me, I had to give out a ton of Our Fathers.

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I love threesomes. I try to make sure to have one every Sunday. Its me, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth!

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Dropped my girlfriend off at the airport on Sunday I'll pick her up when she calms down

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It's cool how today everyone is applauding patriots for standing up for human rights... ...and by next Sunday everyone will be back to hating the Patriots again

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My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?

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Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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Michael Jackson Joke #4543762 Michael Jackson tried killing himself Sunday morning
by jumping off his boat.

The coast guard found him last night, bobbing up and down
on a small buoy.

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