Tan Jokes

sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."

Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

Why did I divide sin by tan? just cos.

A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines.

A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.

Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot? After that, he was a real tan gent.

Girlfriends, wives, and hookers, and the differences between them. Hookers say "Are you done yet?"
Girlfriends say "Are you done already?"
Wives say "Tan, we should paint the ceiling tan."

What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan

Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos.

today, i learned that "Donald Trump" is an anagram of "Tan Dump Lord" ...it's like his parents knew all along

Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan? He likes his women a little on the dark side.

I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."

"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.

He said, "No, you're just really ugly."

How does the devil tempt vacationing mathematicians? He says "Wanna work on your tan? Cos all you have to do is sin!"

I was planning on getting a tan But now that Trumps President there is a high chance I'll get deported if I'm too dark

What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer? The tan lines

Math in a nutshell Catholic people fail trigonometry because they don’t sin

Irish fail because they can’t tan

Everyone else fails just cos

Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin

The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan

Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

My friend wanted to give me a tan They wrote sin/cos on my hand.

Why do Catholics and Irish people always fail trigonometry? Because the catholics are afraid of Sin and the Irish people can't Tan.

Why Don't Mathematicians Go to the Beach? Because all they need are sin and cos to get a tan.

An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place... ...They specifically wanted a tan door.

I thought I'd study for my trig test best while out in the sun. But I'm still not feeling tan.

Did you hear about the kid who's always doing trigonometry at the beach? He got a tan

For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

My family went to the beach with Michael Jackson... My wife was laying out, working on her tan.
She turned and looked at Michael and she stated
"Excuse me Michael... You're in my son."

Why didn’t the math professor teach during the summer? She needed a tan

Why is it difficult to find Sin and Tan? Just Cos.

Where does the cow go to get a tan? Is-tan-bul

I recently met an old friend. He noticed my tan and and weight loss and asked: "where and how did you loose all that extra pounds?" I ran.

How does a mathematician get a tan? They just do sin/cos

What kind of sun tan lotion does Macklemore put on? ...SPF Thrifty.

What the trigonometry teacher get on holiday? A tan.

Why are Irish people bad a tigronometry? Because they can't tan.

What did the math slave pick on the plantation? Cot-tan