Hilarious Team Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Team Jokes

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGate.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team? A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

Bit of British humour right there ;)

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Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to cure erectile dysfunction And name it "Elon-Gate"

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Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I throw half of them in the trash I sure don't want unlucky people on my team.

Edit: thanks for the upvotes you guys!!

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The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

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If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.

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Someone actually wished me Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you too, Team Snapchat

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The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

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The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

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Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

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I used to run a pro-life debate team. No one could de-fetus.

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The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.

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I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire. it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.

it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

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There's no I in team. There's no u either.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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This just in, giant fly attacking the city The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation

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There's no 'I' in team... ...but there's five in 'individual brilliance'.

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The England Football Team visited an Orphanage in Russia yesterday.. "It's heart breaking to see their little faces with no hope", said Vladimir, aged 6.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.

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How many hearts can the Belgium football team break at once? About a brazilian...

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The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

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England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..

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What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team? The New York Jets

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After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name

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You see comrade, there is no I in team But there is a U in gulag.

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What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis? Squeal Team 6

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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

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If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you? I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men or the Trans formers.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can jump, run or swim is already in the U.S

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team? He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.

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What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets

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New Team Jokes

Q: What's the best way to kill a fly A: Call the swat team

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Nobody cares when I say I don't like the New Zealand Rugby Team But they all lose their mind when I say that I hate All Blacks

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How many Alabama football players does it take to change a light bulb? The entire team, and they all get a semester's credit for it.

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Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai

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Mexico doesn’t have a Olympic Team... because all the mexicans who can run, jump and swim are in the U.S.

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What was the Taliban’s favorite football team? The New York Jets

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What’s Kim Jong Un’s favourite sport team? Houston Rockets ...

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How do you know there is a leper on the hockey team? There's a face off in the corner.

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What's worse than the US Men's Soccer Team? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

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What do you call 23 men watching the World Cup 2018? The Scotland National Team.

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I told the winning team to stop being communist. It wasn't fair that they kept Stalin'

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These national anthem protests are getting out of hand. Even the U.S. paralympics team won't stand up for the national anthem.

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There is no “I” in a team But there is 5 in “Individual Brilliance”

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Why does the vampire always get picked last for the team? Because he sucks

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Who you gonna call when attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes? The Swat Team

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If you could bring one person to a deserted island who would it be? I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

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What is Al-Qaeda's Favourite Football Team? The New York Jets.

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What superhero team should Caitlin Jenner be in? The X-men

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What should you do if you see the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on the opposite team in 'Titanfall'? Fire at Will.

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What's the difference Between a women's track team and a group of pygmy warriors?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team. GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!

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Who has the cheesiest jokes on a football team? The punter.

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A Canadian sniper hit a target from 2 miles When asked how he did it, he said it was a team effort. "I could have never done it without my spotter and 2 sweepers."

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What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment? Their Czechs bounced.

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If caitlyn jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The X-Men

I'll see myself out.

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Why have U.S. healthcare providers embargoed the entire team behind the "The Land Before Time" movie series? Because they don't cover pre-existing conditions.

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My nursing home golf team won again... We had the least amount of strokes!

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What's Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets

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Why did the programmer get kicked out of his high school track team? He kept getting errors at runtime

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6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because very one who can run, jump, climb, or swim is already in the US.

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Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters? Because they lost all of their matches!

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I waited on this volleyball team at this restaurant I work at. I guess you can say they got served.

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Sean Spicer, United Airlines CEO and Pepsi's PR team walk into a bar... They're all getting fired, so drinking on a Tuesday is acceptable.

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What do you call a soccer team everyone hates? Pepsi United

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There's no i in team. But there's no u either

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I was in the debate team in high school. My best debate was about math. People still say I was the best math debater.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer team? She always ran away from the ball

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I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"

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I haven't seen a team blow a win this bad... Since Hitler invaded Russia

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car? They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team

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What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets

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Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team? The New York Jets

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men

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What is al-queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts.

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