Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer.

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk

When a Tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide

Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

What do you call a stolen Tesla? Edison

Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.

What do you call the new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk

Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster... But the price keeps skyrocketing!

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

New Tesla's dont have a new car smell The come with a Elon Musk.

If someone stole a Tesla Would it be called an Edison?

Two friends chat and one brags about his new car “So I got a new Tesla Model X, it drives itself!”

“Nice! Where is it?”

“No idea...”

If you ever own a Tesla and it gets stolen... Then it's called an Edison.

TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there" Well tesla said it first anyways.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC...

I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins... before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.

If someone steals a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?

If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?

Some lowlife stole my Tesla today. I guess now it's an Edison.

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.

Tesla have announced they are going to build the worlds biggest battery. Yet it still won't last a day on an iPhone

Edit: Thats first time I didn't see a single joke in comments. I guess battery issue is quite tricky

If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen... ...does that make it an Edison?

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods. It'll be A-new-bus.

I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.

If you steal a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?

Did you hear what they’re calling this Tesla scandal? Elongate, it’s gonna be really drawn out.

Why did the blind man cross the road? Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming

If you were driving a stolen Tesla... ... would it be called an Edison?

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla car? An Edison.



I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.

Soon I'll have a driverless car... I'm not getting a Tesla. It's just my insurance runs out and I can't afford to renew it.

The new Tesla cars don't come with that new car smell. They have an Elon Musk

Have you seen Tesla’s advertising? It’s out of this world!

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

Chris Brown is so good at Battery Elon Musk just hired him for Tesla.

Have you ever seen a Tesla elephant? It has Elong Tusks

Elon Musk created Tesla to save the enviroment, and now his stock prices are going down... Which makes sense, since he started burning trees.