Hilarious Testing Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Testing Jokes

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Testing products on animals Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals

Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.

Guy: Ya. But we make hammers.

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wife's insisting to quit job The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...

I work in a hammer factory.

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Employee: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time!
Employee: Yeah, but we make hammers.

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My employer has recently started testing their products on animals. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.

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A CEO and his board of directors gather for a meeting CEO: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

BOD: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.

CEO: Yeah but we make hammers

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Testing the dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ.

Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is definitely smarter than you.

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At the time of his death, Steve Irwin was testing a new sunblock... Turns out it doesn't protect against harmful rays.

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Guy: We need to stop testing our products on buildings. Boss: Why, Elevator companies do it all the time?

Guy: Yeah but we make airplanes.

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My friend asked me what I thought about my first day as a Hydrologist. I told him I’m just testing the waters.

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Employee: We should stop testing our products on animals. Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time!

Employee: Yeah but we make hammers...

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I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility. After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.

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Testing makeup on animals is WRONG... They are cute enough already.

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My boss called me into his office.. ... to complain that I was testing the company's products on animals.

I said "Shampoo companies do it all the time."

He said, "Yes, but we make dildoes"

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Me: I just got the results of my genetic testing, and I'm shocked. Dad: Hi shocked, I'm dad.

Me: No, you're not.

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Pepsi just fired their CEO For testing positive for coke.

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I recently did the Ancestry DNA testing I didn't know you're not supposed to drink anything 30 minutes prior to your saliva sample, which explains why it said I'm 100% Irish.

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When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first

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A software testing engineer walks into a bar. and he orders a beer, Orders 0 beer, orders 32769 beers, orders 99999999 beers, orders a lizard, orders -1 beers, orders gksbfkagfiau.

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I went to my psychiatrist yesterday about some problems I have been having lately... After testing me he said, "the diagnosis isn't good. You are crazy." I said,"well I want a second opinion." He said, "Oh yeah? You are ugly too."

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What did the scientist testing his invisibility potion say? Am I making myself clear?

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What's a Paralympian's biggest fear? Testing positive for WD-40.

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My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading.

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At the company meeting, one of the managers came up with an idea. - I think we should stop testing our products on animals, it's giving our brand a bad rep.

The CEO says:
- How come? The shampoo companies do it all the time!

- I understand, but, sir, we sell hammers.

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Our Business is implementing random drug testing... I'm OK with doing most of them but I'm kinda nervous about trying Crack.

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Two employees are having a conversation about quality control Employee 1: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

Employee 2: Why? Other shampoo companies do it all the time.

Employee 1: Cool. But we make hammers.

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I’m clumsy, so my my job at the tripwire and claymore testing company had a rocky start But i think i finally found my feet

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Apparently Kim Jong Un supervised the testing of a new missile weapon system. I don't know, but it seems quite dangerous to have missiles being fired Un-supervised.

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Product testing Manager : Guys we need to stop testing on animals
Supervisor : But Shampoo companies have been doing it for years
Manager : Yeah, but we make hydraulic presses.

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What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40

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Why would I not be good at testing microphones? Because I don't 1, 2.

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I didn't trip I was testing the floors reflexes!

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I've been testing car emissions all day ... I'm exhausted

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Scientists are testing new mind reading methods with ants It sounds like a cool psy-ants project

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I hear they're using lawyers in laboratory testing instead of rats.. apparently you don't get that attached to them as you do with the rats.

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Einstein married his first cousin Apparently he was testing his theory of relatives

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Did you know they're testing fishes as house pet? It's still in Beta

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At this point... AIDS is worried about testing positive for Trump.

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Worker: Why don't we stop testing our peoducts on animals? Boss: What? Other companies test their shampoons on aninals.
Worker: Yeah, but we make hammers!

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test (this isn't a joke) testing

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New Testing Jokes

As a doctor, these new Covid-19 tests seem great but their really testing my patients at the moment

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Canada is testing a vaccine for the Coronavirus... I heard it’s made from lime.

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That flat-earthier rocket scientist died in a crash while testing his theory. He had nothing to fear but sphere itself.

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I was testing a nuclear rocket engine and it blew up. It's left me a nervas wreck.

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My girlfriend screamed when I told her I had crabs I mean, they make interesting pets. She should be much more worried about my HIV testing results.

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We need to stop testing our products on animals. "But why? Shampoo companies do it all the time."

"Ya, but we make hammers"

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Unsure about the summation of series I was testing my 7-year-old daughter on the summation of numbers 1 through 100 and she must not have been 100% sure about the result...

She told me her answer was 5050. True story. :-)

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What did the doctor say to the MRI machine? "You're testing my patients!"

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I decided to become a doctor's intern... the only thing I'm testing is my patience.

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Scientist: "Would you mind testing a space suit in a vacuum chamber for me?" Test subject: "Sure thing"

Scientist: "Ok, make sure to press the orange button. No pressure."

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