Thor Jokes

Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him.

How fast was Thor’s hammer destroyed? Hela Fast.

My girlfriend wishes I had the body of Thor, but I already do... She just hasn't seen Endgame yet

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble

Thor Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts "I AM THOR! I AM THOR!" His horse replies: "That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

What if Thor become Gold Thor? He will become an Author.

Endgame spoiler! Roses are red

Thor is fat

God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.

My gf always wanted me to have a body like Thor after seeing Endgame I have finally done it

Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key

Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.

Did Thor ever mention he had a brother? He was very low-key about it.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard

...I'll see myself out

What does Loki call Thor? Brothor

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key.

Why do introverts identify so much with Thor's brother? Because he's low-key.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjölnir all day? He gets thor arms!

Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend? Loki: nothing, just hanging out

Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...

Loki: no

Thor: low key

What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers? I'm Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder

Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki

How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed? He keeps it Loki.

After saving the universe from Thanos, Thor spent the night with a beautiful woman. The next morning, Thor says, "Fair maiden, I must confess: I am Thor."

She replies, "*You're* Thor? I can hardly walk."

Why didn't Thor invite many people to his brother's surprise party? He wanted to keep it Loki

Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, "I AM THOR."

And they guy says, "You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."

I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key.

Why did the ant name its middle segment "Stormbreaker"? Because that was its Thor axe.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard.

Thor and Loki enter a bar. Thor asks for two beers to start off and gets very drunk, but Loki only has water and soda the whole night. They get into a fight with each other. Even though Loki was sober, they both leave the bar hammered.

Some say Thor's dad is a pretty interesting guy I say he's Odinary

How did Mike Tyson feel after being hit by Mjolnir? Thor.

My diet plan has finally paid off! I have the body of a super hero now... I have the body of Thor.

So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday. It was Loki

Why does Pikachu hang out with Thor? Thor is his Type.

Thor and Pikachu walk into a bar and get in a fight with the bartender. They were both overcharged.

What kind of toothpaste does Thor use? Arm and Hammer.

[Spoilers] Captain America could always Lift mjolnir, he just didn’t want to steal Thor’s thunder.

Why was Thor so hesitant to go to the party? Low-key wanted to skip it.

Why do you never see Thor with his brother at parties? Cuz that guy is pretty Low-key

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance [Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)