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I’m a 40 year old with the body of a 20 year old... Any tips for burying him?
I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?
What is a nice guys' favorite cooking utensil?
M'Ladle
*tips fedora*
Just kidding, it's his mom. He doesn't cook.
I'm having some real trouble mending my broken fence.
Can anyone here give me some tips?
I was told you guys are the best at reposting.
I got a new job circumcizing elephants The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous
My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living. The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.
I used to work at the circus
I was the guy that circumcised the elephants.
The pay wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated...
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips
Tips to reduce weight…
First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!
I got a new job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous.
I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?
I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.
I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous.
My friend has a job circumcising elephants. The pay isn't that great, but the tips were huge.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.
For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!
I recently got a job circumcising elephants the pay is terrible but the TIPS ARE HUGE!
I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*
Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.
I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge.
I got a job at the circus circumcising the elephants ....the pay sucks, but the tips are huge!!
My job circumcising elephants doesn’t pay much. But the tips are huge.
I preform circumcisions at the local synagogue. The pay isnt that great, but I get to keep the tips.
I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous.
My Aunt Mary got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants, the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous.
How much do people who perform circumcisions get paid? $50/h plus tips
I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Canoe tips.
I Recently Got a Job Circumsizing Horses... The pay isn't good but the tips are huge.
What's the best place to find anonymous tips? A glory hole.
I used to work at the zoo circumcising elephants the job was awful, but the tips were huge
I am seriously considering reversing my circumcision. Anybody have any tips?
Wanted: Circumcision surgeon $700 per week, plus tips.
Why do arts graduates like fancy restaurants? Bigger tips.
Why was the circumcision doctor so rich ? He kept all of the tips
I once knew a guy who did circumcisions The money wasn't great, but at least he got to keep the tips
Got a new job as an elephant circumcizer... The pay is pretty bad, but you get big tips.
Jewish Rabbis don't get paid for circumsion... They just get tips
I'm a 40 year old with a body of a 20 year old. Any tips on how to bury him ?
What do a waitress and a rabbi have in common? They both take tips.
Why did the Chef have lots of Cow Friends? They gave him great Steak tips
A rabbi was asked how much does he charge for a circumcision... He replied : "I just keep the tips."
Why I’m for male circumcision How will religious figures have a living salary if they don’t keep the tips?
What is the worst part of getting a circumcision Realizing the surgeon doesn’t keep any tips
Hanging outside trying to catch some do-it-yourself tips from the Plumbers Only Convention. So far, no leaks.
What do a waitress and Rabbi have in common? They both take tips.
My dad had a friend that circumcise elephants at the zoo. He said the pay small, but the tips were big.
My friend Ricky works at the circus. His job is circumcising elephants. Although he likes it, the wages are low but the tips are huge.
I got a part-time job at the gas station glory-hole... ...I make my money on tips.
My greatest two tips for success 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.
2 game changing tips that will give you the advtange.
1: Never reveal everything you know.
2:
Swimming pool tips
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Did you know Jewish rabbis don't get paid for circumcisions? They just keep the tips.
How much does a doctor charge to do circumcisions? He doesn't charge anything but he gets to keep the tips!
What does a mohel and a waiter have in common? They both make tips.
Why is the circumcision Doctor so wealthy? He gets to keep all of the tips!
Elephant circumcising
I've got a friend who got a job circumcising elephants.
The pay sucks, but the tips are huge.
What's the highest paying profession in the world? Circumcision. You don't get paid much hourly. But you get a lot of tips!
A man goes to the doctor's for a circumcision
He asks how much it will cost.
The doctor replies, "No charge, i only take the tips."
*tips cell* m'tochondria
I asked my butcher for Jewish chicken wings. Cut with the tips off.
Texting while driving kills
Once there was a line written on hoarding, 'Texting while driving kills.' That's okay but there was something written at the bottom too
'For more driving tips text 'SAFETY' to 19800.'
Really WTF
I make wires for a living. I'm a bit short of cash, so I made the tips out of beef. Just trying to make ends meat.
What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips.
I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said " Madison Ivy gets a facial" is not a video on beauty tips.
A man is rocming a vending machine trying to get a soda for free Eventually the machines tips and falls on top if the man, cracking 6 of his ribs. Fortunately for the man, there were about 25 Dr.'s were already on the scene.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips.
Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser... ... the pay isn't too great, but the tips are enormous!