Vietnam Jokes

My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm

My grandpa went to Vietnam and he shot and killed dozens of North Vietnamese singlehandedly. We are going on vacation somewhere else next year.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

What's the difference between Twitter and Vietnam? Trump would never dodge a Twitter war.

Who can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.

During the Vietnam war, if you reported one communist... You would win one thousand dollars.
If you reported 2 communists, you would win 2 thousands dollars.
If you reported 3 communists, you would go to jail because you knew too many communists.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON’T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN’T THERE!!!!!!

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.

He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

What do you call a Vietnam war hero with a new apartment? New tenant Dan

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Trump can now claim he’s a Vietnam vet ...since he was shot down by North Korea in Hanoi

American public school is a lot like Vietnam... You're forced to go and you might get shot

Which superhero can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam

Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar.

The most common name in Vietnam can be used as both a first and a last name I guess for them, it’s a Nguyen Nguyen situation

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, you weren't there.

My granddad went to Vietnam and singlehandedly fought and injured 30 North Vietnamese. Next year, we are vacationing somewhere else.

You know who could beat captain America? Captain Vietnam

What does fortnite and Vietnam have in common Bushcamping

Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y.

Who is the only superhero that could beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam

Who can defeat Captain America? Captain Vietnam

Who’s the only guy who can defeat Captain America? Captain Vietnam

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf.

Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman.

There is only one person that can beat Captain America Captain Vietnam

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? **YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE**

How many Vietnam war vet does it take to change a lightbulb Oh, you don't know, you weren't there

why did so many black people die in the Vietnam war? every time the sergeant shouted GET DOWN! they all started dancing

What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Which Marvel character can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.

[OC] Trump's Asia visit takes him to Vietnam today, which is a good thing... Because if you've been in 'Nam, you can never really come back home.

I recently took a vacation in Vietnam and it was just okay. It had its pros and congs.

My dad would be great on "Drunk History" Every night he drinks a bottle of Jim Beam and talks about the Vietnam War.

They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath.

My grandfather killed 13 men in Vietnam. In 2009.

My essay about the Vietnam War went from an idea straight to a final version I dodged the draft

People sometime ask me what brought my family to Canada I tell them my dad was just stationed here during the Vietnam war

Yknow, sometimes I wonder why America decided to join the Vietnam war. Then again, what else were they gonna do with an entire generation called “the baby boomers”.