Hilarious Wall Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Wall Jokes

Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.

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I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book... She laughed at me, and said

"Oh uncle J you're so old. Just use my phone."

So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

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I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint You have to say, Leroy please paint that wall

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Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens

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They should build the wall with Hillary's emails Because nobody can get over them.

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I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper... She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you're so old. Just use my phone."

So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

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Build the wall Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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My next door neighbor is Bulimic and she was making so much noise last night, that I banged on the wall and shouted... "For goodness sake, keep it down!"

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Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

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I know now why Trump wants to build a wall It's been years since he managed to erect anything

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Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists? He's afraid of the competition.

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Why does Donald Trump hate China? Because it has a bigger wall

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Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition that he gets to install windows.

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Why is the Great Wall of China considered one of the seven wonders of the world? Because it is an actual long-lasting Chinese product.

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Who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it.

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Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it..

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Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct, The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"

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I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall. He said, “ Eh. I’ll get over it.”

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A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it.

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I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep Dora from exploring.

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Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work. China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.

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I asked my Mexican friend if he was upset about Trump's wall... He said, "Eh, I'll get over it."

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The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."

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Trump should build that wall out of Hillary's emails since it seems no one can get over them.

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My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to use the chair lift to go upstairs. It is driving him up the wall.

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What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president.

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A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.

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Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it

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My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his faeces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

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Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!

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People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.

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Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.

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I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans.

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A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.

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What's Donald Trump's spirit animal? The wall-rus.

Yes, I do hate myself.

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Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'.

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The Great Wall Of China Is Famous Because it's the only Chinese product that lasted this long.

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Donald Trump is like Jon Snow He's obsessed with the wall and he knows nothing

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New Wall Jokes

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

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I was driving by the prison today, and I saw a dwarf climbing down the prison wall. So I thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”

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Saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall the other day. It was a little condescending

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I saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall earlier. It was a little condescending.

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Everyone is so sensitive and everything has to be completely politically correct nowadays, you can't even say 'black paint'. You have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the wall?"

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Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? They’ll get over it.

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How will a border wall keep us safe... If it keeps Americans IN?

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Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms Policemen are looking into it now.

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Trump should build the wall with Hilary's emails No one can get over them.

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I can't support building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants. It's borderline racist.

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If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E

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My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I put her into the back of my Mercedes and drove it into a wall.

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I hate stair lifts.. They drive me right up the wall

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I could vaguely hear my neighbours arguing about reincarnation. I wanted to hear more. So I killed myself and became a fly on the wall.

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[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

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Who will be in charge of Trump's border wall? The Secretary of Da' Fence!

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their greatest hit was 'the wall'.

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Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead? Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.

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Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, and then they hang you on a wall.

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What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall

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Where does Trump get his materials for the wall? WallMart

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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he can install windows.

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Apparently saying "Black paint" is racist... Now I have to say "Please paint the wall DeMarcus".

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Trump should build a wall with Hillary Clinton's emails. Seems like the only thing people can't get over.

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My uncle in Mexico is pretty upset about Trump's border wall... But he'll get over it.

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Someone told me they wanted to be treated like a princess So I put them in the back of a Mercedes and drove into a wall.

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Mexicans won't be annoyed by Trumps Wall for very long. They'll get over it.

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There is a hole in the nudist camp's wall. Police are looking into it.

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Today I drove by a prison... and saw a midget prisoner climbing down the wall.

As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending.

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Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. It also gets you removed from your local gym.

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What's the definition of embarrassment? Running into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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I hope Trump's wall won't upset the Mexicans I think they'll get over it though

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We're building a wall. Get over it! - Donald Trump We will - Mexico

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One day a bunch of bullies came and duct taped me to a wall, but I had a good friend who tried and stop them. He stuck by my side.

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2,147,483,647 bottles of beer on the wall, 2,147,483,647 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around Error: Int overflow

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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

Edit: had to correct punchline

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their last hits were the wall.

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Did you hear about the wall Trump is building? No Juan is safe!

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LPT: If you want to treat a girl like a princess, take her out for dinner or play with her hair (simple things can make anyone's day). Alternatively you could pick her up in a Mercedes and crash into a wall.

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I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

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Instead of a wall we should put up a giant mirror So when Mexicans try to cross they will read "welcome to Mexico" and turn around.

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How is Mexico going to be able to pay for the wall? It's expensive, but I'm sure they'll get over it.

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Two fish are swimming Two fish are swimming,
One hits a wall and says dam.

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Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall

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Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did.

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Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?

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"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea" \- Canada

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What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall.

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Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

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Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

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Mexico was pretty livid when Donald Trump announced his plan to build a wall along the southern border of the United States... ...But once it's erected and complete, I'm sure they'll manage to get over it.

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Society is so sensitive these days. I can't even say "black paint" anymore without being called racist.... I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall

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The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. "Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"

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How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it.

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One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor? Matt.

What do you call him when he's swimming in the pool?

Bob.

Hanging on the wall?

Art.

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