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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.

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What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly? Reintarnation

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What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea? Boo tea.

(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

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What is the difference between Russia and reality? Trump had connections with Russia.

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What is Forrest Gump password 1forrest1

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What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself? Your ear listening for foot steps.

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What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

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What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools

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Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich.

genie: granted. what is your second wish?

rich: i want lots of money.

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What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall

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What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

Edit: I wasn't aware this was posted on /r/jokes recently, I didn't care to research either.. Deal With It!

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What is the capital of Greece? About £10

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ...

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!

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What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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What is great in the US but awful in the UK? Losing pounds

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked.

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What is the difference between North Korea and EA (Not repost) North Kor

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What is a nice guys' favorite cooking utensil? M'Ladle

*tips fedora*

Just kidding, it's his mom. He doesn't cook.

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What is the difference between Clinton and Putin? Putin can win a rigged election.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day

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What is long, black and dangerous to cut into? the line at KFC

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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Son asked his dad “Dad, what is an alcoholic?” Dad replied “You see those four trees over there? Well an alcoholic would see eight.”

“Dad, I only see two trees”

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What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing? Mount Rushmore

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
A train says "Chew! Chew!"

Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.

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What is it called when two redheads have a kid? Ginger bred

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk at the funeral.

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What is the worst response to "I love you"? "I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"

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What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku

EDIT: First post with 100+ upvotes. Thanks all you people :D

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What is big, yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job

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What is the difference between arguing with your girlfriend and arguing with a knife? The knife has a point.

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New What Is Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEE

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I have this weird ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say ....it’s a gift.

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A son went up to his dad and said “What is an alcoholic?” The Dad said “You see those four trees over there? Well an alcoholic would see eight.
Then the son said “But I only see two.”

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What is an onomatopoeia? Exactly what it sounds like.

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What is the average maths teacher like? Mean

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What is E.T short for? To fit in his spaceship.

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What is the biggest lie in the Universe I have read and accepted the terms and conditions

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What is the most well behaved drink? Tea because the others are not tea

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What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be "R", but me heart belongs to the "C".

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what is a Will it's a dead give away

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What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ? A hand grenade only gets triggered once

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What is green but turns red when you push the button A frog in a blender

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What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison

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What is the difference between a Comma and a Cat? A comma is a pause at end of clause and a cat has claws at the end of its paws.

Edit: Disappointment

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What is 6.9? One great thing ruined by a period

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What is 20ft long and has 5 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair

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What is your zodiac sign? Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence...

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What is a suicide bomber's greatest fear? Dying alone.

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What is the colour of the Wind? Blew.

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Riddle: A King has 3 cups in front of him. The first two cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the King's name?? King Philip III

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What is the national bird of Pakistan? An American drone.

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What is an Irish 7-course meal? A 6-pack and a potato.

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What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book? Tequila Mockingbird.

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What is the next country after USA? USB

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What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

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What is the preferred sandwich of the working class? [OC] A plebian-J.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful = Against the law

Illegal = A sick bird

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What is the only meal served in nuclear power stations? Fission chips.

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What is a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry.

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What is it called when a kid refuses to sleep during nap time? Resisting a rest.

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What is big green and fuzzy and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is a cannibals favorite restaurant? Five Guys

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What is the most common attire during WWII? Casual Tees

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What is the difference between priest and con-artist? Priest are so good they fooled themselves.

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Genie: What is your first wish? Steve: I want to be rich.
Genie: Wish granted. What is your second wish?
Rich: I want a lot of money.

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What is a suicide bombers worst fear? Dying alone!

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What is a 6.9 Another amazing thing ruined by a period

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What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport? Cross country

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What is the similarity between a tornado in Alabama, and a divorce in Alabama? No matter how you look at it, somebody is losing a trailer.

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What is it called when a robot has a one night stand? Nuts and bolts.

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What is the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? The difference is always a parent

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What is the fastest liquid? Milk, because it pasteurized before you see it.

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What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird

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What is the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo One is a little lighter

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What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? One fewer drunk person.

Edit: Fewer, not less

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What is the difference between a raven and a crow?? Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.

So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion

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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEE

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In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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"Daddy what is a transvestite?" "Ask Mommy, he knows."

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What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male

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What is the one thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on? They should allow guns at the Republican convention

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What is College Feminism? What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire

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What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck.

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What is the average Math teacher like? Mean.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE

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Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!

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