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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...

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Whats the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"

A professional thief says, "Sign here please.."

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Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts Beer nuts are $1.50 a lb. And deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up

edit: if you're a feminist and you're here to downvote the post and all the comments, that just gives more truth to the joke.

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Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut up a hooker

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Whats the difference between running in front of a car and running after a car? When you run after the car, you get exhausted. If you run in front of it, you'll get tired.

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Whats the difference between engineering and religion? Engineering build planes and buildings. Religion brings them together.

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whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered."
Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a catholic priest? The muslim has to die before he gets his virgins.

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Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake

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Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're 12 to come on your face

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Whats the difference between sarcasm and feminism? People sometimes take sarcasm seriously.

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Whats the difference between a spear and a feminist? A spear has a point

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Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school? I dont know, i just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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Whats the difference between enzymes and hormones? I've never made an en zyme.

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Hey boss, whats the difference between this morning and your daughter? I am not coming in this morning.

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Ironman and Ironwoman.. Whats the difference? One's a superhero - the other's a simple instruction!

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Whats the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance of winning.

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Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and the other was a great year

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whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it

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New Whats The Difference Jokes

whats the difference between a harry potter character and someone who smokes one is a hufflepuff the other huffs and puffs

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest when triggered? One actually does something

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Whats the difference between us and a bullet? We miss Harambe.

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Whats the difference between snowman and snowwomen? Snowballs.

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Whats the difference between Middle Earth and New York? Two towers

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Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.

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Whats the difference between a supreme tee and Kevin Spacey? One of them is on teenage boys and the other is in teenage boys.

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Whats the difference between Magenemite and Magneton? One is really strong, and the others really heavy

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Whats the difference between Santa Claus and I? Santa Claus stops at 3 hoes

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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.

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Whats the difference a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.

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Whats the difference between Walmart and Target customers? About 200 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and homeless person on a tricycle? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lima bean on me.

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Whats the difference between a moving story and a touching experience? a priest.

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Whats the difference between "Oooh" and "Aahh?" About 3 inches.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? A bar of soap can last 40 minutes in the shower.

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Whats the difference between terrorists and black people? Cops try talk to terrorists before shooting them.

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Whats the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face till you're a teenager.

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Whats the difference between a counterfeit bill and a skinny girl? One is a phony buck.

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Whats the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You should stop milking the cow after 15 years.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scouts came home from their camps

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Whats the difference between Scientists and Engineers? Scientists use complex formulas to solve the problem, and engineers use duct tape.

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Whats the difference between Indians and Middle Eastern people? Indians are responsible for 7/11 not 9/11

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Whats the difference between an arts degree and a pizza? With a pizza, you can feed a family of four.

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Whats the difference between a young child and a bag of coke? Theres no way that Eric Clapton would ever let his bag of coke fall out his window

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Whats the difference between stupid and ignorant? Don't know, don't care.

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Whats the difference between a Muslim hippie and a Jewish hippie? One's stoned and one's baked.

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whats the difference between a lol player and a bucket of salt? the bucket

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Whats the difference between a plumber and a drug dealer? I'm not addicted to a drug dealer's crack.

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Whats the difference between affection and adore? You can't slam your wife's head in affection.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a mutual fund. Eventually a mutual fund matures and gains profit

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Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone I don't know how to make a vitamin

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Whats the difference between roast bee and pea soup? If you roast enough people, you get beef. But R.Kelly never got any soup!

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Whats the difference between my ex girlfriend and the average man? My ex has a higher sperm count.

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Whats the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between bomb and feminist? Something actually happens when bomb gets triggered.

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Whats the difference between a circus and a whorehouse? One has an array of cunning stunts.

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Whats the difference between you and an egg? An eggs gets laid, and you don't.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never let a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between Tumblr and abortion? Planned Parenthood.

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Whats the difference between a school teacher and a train? Teacher says "spit your gum out" and the train goes "chew chew chew"

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a raccoon? when found dead on the side of the road, the raccoon has skid marks in from of it.

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Whats the difference between Jared Fogel and a pixie stick? it's OK for a kid to have a pixie stick in their mouth.

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Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise? They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons

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Whats the difference between my ex gf and my childhood imagination? Nothing, they both don't exist anymore.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Whats the difference between the chocolate on my table and the kid in my basement? I'm not going to eat the chocolate.

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Whats the difference between drowners and Nilfgardians? At least drowners know how to swim!

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Whats the difference between the U.S.A and Mexico? What "Coke" means

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Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

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Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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Whats The Difference Between A Pick-Pocketer And A Peeping Tom? One snatches watches, and the other watches snatches!

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Whats the difference between a fetus and a meme? You cant kill a Meme

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends? About 1400 dollars

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Whats the difference between my super hot girlfriend and Canada? Canada is real.

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whats the difference between the ISIS and an elemtary school? IDK..i just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between Ebola and food? Africans get Ebola

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Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so

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