Hilarious Wind Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Wind Jokes

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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What is the colour of the Wind? Blew.

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It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards. Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.

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What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!

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Two windmills are in a wind farm. One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a huge metal fan."

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Two wind turbines were talking to each other. One of the said "hey, what kind of music do you like?" The other said. "I'm a big heavy metal fan."

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What kind of music do wind turbines like? They seem to be big heavy metal fans.

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A clockwork toy walks into a bar... He has a few drinks, breaks down in sobs and says "How did I wind up here?!"

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Roger Waters nearly joined Earth, Wind & Fire. Earth & Wind were pleased but Fire was a bit put out.

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Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, "It may be windy but at least its not sandy."

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What is the color of the wind? Blew.

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What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind? A cardi-gone.

(yes, I made this one up this morning)

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A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"

A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan."

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Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other "Do you like music?"

He replies

"I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other.. One asks the other : Hey what kind of music are you into?

The other one answers : Well I'm a big metal fan..

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What’s a wind turbine’s favourite kind of music? Well I don’t know much but I’d say they’re a big metal fan

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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. **One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"**

**The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."**

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Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes. Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

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What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm.

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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What colour's the wind? Blew.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

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What's the color of the wind? Blew.

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One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music? The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

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When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it... But im a big fan.

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What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind.

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Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches? "Not a huge fan."

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Women are like the wind Sometimes you just get blown and it feels great. Other times things get rough and you lose your house.

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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You wanted to know if the ship was moving, or if it was just wind weather or knot, it mattered.

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I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a nearby Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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How many guitarists does it take to cover 'Dust In The Wind'? Evidently all of them.

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What do you think of wind and solar energy? I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What type of music do you like?" It replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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New Wind Jokes

If you were to lock three marines in a room with a bowling ball... That bowling ball would wind up broken, missing, and or pregnant.

You can switch out marines with any group of knuckle heads.

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I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a neighboring Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

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I asked my dad to shoot the breeze and unwind with me. He told me to go fly a kite. I don’t really know which way the wind blows.

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Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun. I asked if they have any green cards and they ran like the wind.

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[OC] The wind gusts today snapped power lines and toppled utility posts. I haven't seen so many Poles destroyed since the Holocaust.

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On a wind farm in Texas, one windmill asked the other if they liked country music. The windmill replied. I’m a big metal fan.

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Did you hear about the paragliders that crashed into eachother and died? I guess you could say they were Gone With the Wind.

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Why are prostitutes goood at wind instruments Becuase they can blow well

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'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf dog as he peed into the wind. 'It's all coming back to me now.'

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When do you know that the wind is a pirate? When it swears, because it's coarse air.

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What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb

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What's a hurricane's favourite movie? Gone with the wind

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"I see," said the blind man as he spat into the wind. "It all comes back to me now."

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It's all coming back to me now said the old man who peed in the wind

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What do you call a film about a female deer that's always causing dangerously high wind storms? TornaDOE

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What type of music do wind turbines like? They're big heavy metal fans.

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What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado? A wind meal

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What's a Holocaust survivor's least favourite movie? Gone with the Wind

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Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind. Than to break wind and head into the ground.

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What's it called when there is a problem with the wind? An airror.

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What insurance did Earth, Wind and fire take out for their stage costumes? Earth, Wind, Fire and theft.

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A bad boxer During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

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When does a jew go missing? When the wind picks up.

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I don't get why people have such a problem with wind power. I think using it would be a breeze.

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What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill? "I'm a big fan"

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So i played wind waker and i really enjoyed it... I've become a real fan

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The ants are my friends They're blowing in the wind.

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Two wind turbines are standing next to each other One says to the other, "What's your favorite football team?". The other replies, "I'm not sure but I'm definitely not a Giants fan"

*I'll see myself out*

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I got blown today By the wind of course ;)

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2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows.

(Get well soon Carrie)

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Two prim old ladies riding the elevator. The first one turns to her companion and asks "Excuse me, but did you just pass wind in here?" ...to which the second one replies with indignation "Well of course I did, you don't think I usually smell like this, do you?"

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I once watched an old epic-historical romance film about a couple, but I can't find it... I guess it's gone with the wind...

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What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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