Working Out Jokes

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show. I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out.

I invited my girlfriend to the gym and then I didn’t show.... I hope she gets the message that we aren’t working out,

Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.

One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"

The other said, "What for?"

My girlfriend said that it wasn’t working out between us and that we should start seeing other people. So I took her wheelchair. Just as I thought... She couldn’t stand to leave me.

It's been a year that I started working out to lose 10 pounds... Only 12 more to go

I told my girlfriend to meet me at the gym but I didn't go I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore

I try working out by lifting dictionaries... I've been told that's how you get definition.

I broke up with my gym We were not working out

[At a restaurant] Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes. Me: Oh, ok. And for the main course?

Why do ghosts hate working out? Because they have to exorcise

I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out.

Working out is like a drug to me. I don't do drugs.

How did the cow know its children have been working out? Its calves are getting bigger

To me, working out is a drug. I don’t do drugs.

Before I started working out, I used to have a hard time picking up chicks. Now I can toss them in the back of the van no problem.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the galaxy

I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym,


“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.

Why I love working out at the gym I go to! There's this hot MILF always walking around checking me out.

I love home gyms.

[At a restaurant] Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes. Me: Ok. And for the main course?

The best part about working out and eating healthy food: Eventually you'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore.

What do you call a security guard working outside of a Samsung shop? A guardian of the galaxy

I started carrying a knife with me after an attempted mugging a few years ago. The muggings have been working out a lot better now.

Men's jeans haven't really been working out for me, so I decided to try on women's jeans. Then I realized it was the closest I'll ever get into a girl's pants.

Waldo is working out at the gym He sees another guy there and asks, "hey man, can you spot me?"

The guy says: "Well I'll try my best, but it might take me a while."

Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up? They just weren't working out like they used to...

Everyone was admiring me in the gym while I was working out. I think they liked my new suit and tie.

What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out? aTrophy

I just started working out and taking supplements Am feeling whey better now

I had to stop lifting balloons as a form of exercise. It wasn't really working out.

What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan.

How did the T-Rex feel the day after working out? Dino-sore

Two integrals are working out at the gym One says to the other 'I'm really going to push past my limits today'.

'Are you sure of that?'

'Well, I can't be definite'

I thought I saw a sheet of metal working out It was just a curling iron

As you may know, Notre Dame is currently on fire Police are having trouble working out the cause, but they have a hunch.

My German friend, Sepp, was leaving to go home. I said, "Goodbye Sepp."

He said, "Thanks. I've been working out."

what did the canadian guy say after working out at a gym so much the machines broke? I'm sorey...

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition.